About Nalts

Sure- nalts at  cubebreak dot com

Just ran across this blog.. and i have a reever acocunt too..
but im totally iterested in making some money from my vlogs..

what do i need to do?

Nick Schmidt
http://www.schmult.com

I would llike to see it again as well.

Do you think you might post it some where again when things die down? These things pass (eventually). I really want to view it again!

I have written a post about WillVideoForFood and the impact of viral videos and YouTube on my blogg at http://www.usablogg.org. Since the post is in Swedish it may be somewhat difficult to read but the gist of it is that with YouTube we are entering a new era where videos distributed over the Web will play an increasingly crucial role on the Internet, not the least for blogs. Hardly an earthshaking discovery but not everyone in Sweden realizes that as yet.

Enjoy your videos, they’re great!

I say you should write the book. I don’t know any publishers though. But if you do get a book deal, here are some books I would like to write:

Intergalactic: How the Next World War Will Also Include Other Worlds

The Life of 3.14: Not Quite Pi, But Close

Shadows and Lies: How the Harrison Administration Destroyed the Constitution

Alternate Reality: How Time Travel Has Affected Us So Far

Don’t get me wrong, this corporate art blending does suck satans pecker!

Leggo ed imparo sul vostro luogo. grazie!

Dear Kevin Nalts,

I heard you on the IFP panel at the Puck Building in September with the guy who started revver– (I’ve since very much enjoyed your REVVER’S INTERNS).

Now I’ve got one question– which I asked you from the mike in September but didn’t know how specific I had to be.

How do I get a 16mm short , transferred to DVD, onto the hard drive of the computer? Short of shooting it with a digital camera off the television screen, I’m at a loss.

Thanks for your help.

Anne Flournoy

I like your blog. I liked it so much that I both subscribed to your blog and invited you to join my blog as a contributing writer.

It is at http://politicsandyoutubeinreview.wordpress.com/

Iol, I too have only JUST found this blog of yourse through boredom Quite interesting facts lol… Btw i’ll overtake your 250 vids in not long-a-time

Hi Kevin,

I’ve just started my viral video education. I’m very excited!! It’s a whole new world! I hope I’ll be left alone this weekend to begin.

The first thing I want to learn is protecting your videos from identity theft. Is a watermark or logo in a corner of a video good enough? And does the watermark have to be an official copyrighted name or company that I (currently don’t) own?

It would be great if you had any ideas!

Thanks,
Samantha

Hi Mr Nalty.

I would like to see a video reprimanding the indescriminate and thoughtless use of the term ‘lol’. This word is flung around by all and sundry in a way that is more akin to punctuation. I love the english language. I know it is a dynamic and living quality thing, I just reckon when a common phrase morphs into an acronym and then becomes meaningless…Well, it makes me want to power vomit. Incidently, the word ‘synergy’ often makes my backside itch. And don’t get me started on rotfl etc. As you are such a prolific auteur, perhaps you would consider addressing these things in one of your talkies.

Absolutely love your work.

Regards,

Simon Gross

ps. It will fascinate you to know that I have made a film which can be seen on youtube.

Didn’t know abou tthat Gould thing. Also still trying to figure out why people say I’m being Malkovich.

Hi – I work at the BBC and wanted to talk to you about some of your videos – could you email me so i can give you more info
josie.milani@bbc.co.uk
Thanks

Dear Mr. Nalty:

I saw the “Video Genius” piece in Youtube.com. Very funny!

“Je ne foie gras”! Indeed!

Thanks for making us laugh by reminding us of how pompous and self-important we can sometimes be.

Sincerely,

Chris Camacho
San Juan, PR

How do you make tabs in wordpress? I can’t even find how to make different pages without something screwing up.

I agree with 35

I found an awsome widget that lets me know when you have new videos up lol, So far it’s been slow in finding your videos, but it makes sure I don’t miss any

No. 35 is definately a good boost of inspiration. Maybe the “Chef Exitkitif of Miserable Producshons” could interview you as he seems to love you so much

Arrghhh… You’ll need to tell me the time and day of the show… (That’s a must) I’ll try and record it on sky + or something then sift it onto dvd then onto here.

The widget is ‘http://www.sport-monkey.com/’ “The YouTube Widget v2″ Sadly you can only use one as everytime you reset it’ll set your last assigned youtuber to them all, I did have nalts, gootubeconspiracy and wifeofnalts. Only to find nalts on all three the next day.

Do you have AIM or anything?

saw your video bored at the mall…that it was hilarious…i knew the mall looked familiar….go to the one all the time i believe…all in all..you just spoke for the entire male population..:)

Hey I volunteer to start a forum at viralvideology.com if anyone is interested let me know. email me at collinwarner@yahoo.com…:)

Hiya,

I came accross your site after my ponderings of a small web project fabricated dreams of a themed video hosting site.

During thse ponderings, I basically asked myself “What do I have, or what can I do, that makes me an interesting person, or a more knowledgeable person, than someone else out there”. I listed the things that made me, ‘me’, on a piece of papaer, and then went back over my own list.

As well as realising I was a very shallow and un-interesting and un-educated person, I did learn that I was extremely fascinated by the bizzarre and intriguing taste created when mixing 3 special ingredients: Humour, Sex and violence.

Delving into my uneducated past, I remembered back to the days of my 8 week business course, and how a good business strategy targets the right audience, while maintaining a high enough level of ‘mainstream’ to keep a large customer base. So while my visitors would not be consumers, I would still need something thats interesting enough to make people stay in my little world, yet vague enough to tempt ‘wanders by’ to browse around inside.

And so came up the idea of Fight-Vids.co.uk

Actually I just really liked the fact that the domain had not been taken! If I could mix subtle violence, with subtle sex, with subtle humour, perhaps the dish I would prepare would be tasty and unique?

With these exciting business ideas still fresh in my head, I finished peeing on my neighbours lawn and came inside to e-mail a close friend.

Now I wont bore you with the further details that came inbetween… however http://www.fight-vids.co.uk is been created as we speak (my ‘web development team’ happen to enjoy certain recreational activities a little too often, and hence technical progress is slow) and I would hope that the posts within your blog, and your excellent Revvver videos, will continue to guide us on our mis-guided journey to Online Video Entertainment!

Kind Regards Nalts
Liam Gooding
Soon-to-be owner of http://www.fight-vids.co.uk

Mr. Nalty,
Wow,I didn’t realize you were this big on the internet. I just thought you made videos and posted them different places for the fun of it. I’ve always thought I would like a part time job to make some xtra money (if it turned into a full time job all the better) but I haven’t come up with anything yet. I’ve heard a lot of people talking about making money off of Blogs but I’ve never heard how much (I realize it depends on how many hits you get). I’m not sure there is actually a question in here. I like your videos I guess I was wondering how big you would have to be to actually make a living at it?

I enjoyed #29 also.
Sincerely,
Jim

In obsessively searching around this blog for something I haven’t already seen or read, I discovered the revver prank call. I lol’ed, LMFAO, then ROFL.

Commenter #26 — prepare to power vomit.

Nalts… Crackberry is Hilarious! Just stumbled across it again on Revver.
You’re Funny!

yo nalts, was that stratford library in the farting in public? lol

lol, I like the video where Spencer uses his fart machine to create “farts”, then pretends to not hear them.

Farting will ALWAYS be funny, no matter WHO you are!!!

^_^

Hey Nalts,

Did you finish the book yet my friend?

Much love from the woman who’s office is next door to the trucker’s bathroom!

hey naltz,

longtime fan first time sender of a message. I’m curious, along with your great thoughtout videos comes along the music that complemenates it, so my question is, where do you get the music?

thankyou for reading, hope to hear from you

…CIAO

jay

hey its me again just wanted to say you should get siome stik bombs or something or fart gas (all can be gotten on ebay) and then set the stink off and do the noise at the same time

watch em sqirm!

muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*cough* hahahahahahahahahaha *cough, cough* hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! lol i am bored

Oh man Nalts, now I realize why one out of five Austin bands I request permission to record give me a dirty look and say NO!!
I don’t know which is worse, those who reject my purely altruistic efforts or the ones who tell me about every gig they have booked for the next three months in hopes that I’ll show up with my camera in hand and feed the tip bucket. My wife commented just yesterday that all I have succeeded in doing is getting people to boss me around for free. I don’t think she likes the competition.

Hey Great Vidios!!! Make More With Both Spencer And Dylan( They Are Sooooo Sute)

Hey Nalts, I am an idealistic pre-pubescent with a heart of gold. Your whimsome videos set my soul aflutter! Truly this is the modern-day Peter Pan, the hero to lead us all in the fight against the innocence-robbing, soul-crushing laws of accepted adult behavior

then I realized that you’re some kind of salesman advertsing dude who does commercials for mentos and is only in it for the money and I said momy my soul just broke

sincerely
lil’ olly

How do you do such great graphics on your videos? Please teach me!!

NALTS!!! NALTS!!!! there’s no place you can hide that i cant find you in this virtual playground. hee hee haa haa ho ho Willie ownka, willie wonka, the amazing chocolate king.

Nalts, Nalts, I know it’s not your fault… but you’re awesome. Thanks for all the entertainment, commercial or otherwise. If you ever need an online extra for a video, hit me up, I love collaborations.

Hey Nalts,

I just wanted to say that I love what you are doing for the rest of us video people. Thanks for all the advice, links and general information. Keep us the good work.

Lonedog

Kevin, you also need to put on the blog that you are an Assistant Editor for Politics & YouTube In Review.

Reminds me somehow of “The Incredible World of Horace Ford”

Adsense Ads Revenue Sharing Articles / Blogs Web Site: Submit your Articles / blogs and along with your sites promotion / traffic / backlinks also generate good extra money.

I think you should do a viral video about viruses doing videos.

Hi Nalts,

I enjoy your videos very much, I like content based on great ideas more than big production budgets. I’m a founder of an online video sharing company something like Metacafe.com (but much cooler) which will be privately releasing next month. My site’s content will only feature the coolest and best quality user generated videos and I would like to invite some of yours to be added. We give you $5/1,000 views like Metacafe, so you will get compensation for your cool work. I will invite you to my company’s private beta testing next month so look for an email, it will be great to have you and your videos in front of my viewer audience. Let me know what you think Nalts, keep up the great work, and I look forward to your future videos.

“Farting in Public”

hi, i am a professional video editor /producer /director.
since youtube is going to its limit to make sure i never get an account.
i just figured i would suggest a remake of the “Farting in Public” bit

this time go out and buy some “fart spray” at your local mall , wow dollar store
or some kind of magic shop. have the kid spray it right after the sounds
and you should get twice as much of an reaction.

I actually found a working version of Android Demo or Gphone… what ever it’s called. It’s just like the video, but ads are being popped on a live telephone call.

Nalts – please make another video or version 2.0 using a working version! Calls can be placed from blog.heycosmo.com

Hello – just surfed away the pre-lunch on revverberation! Hope all is well & glad to get an e.mail for ya! (I hope!). Regards to the fam, t

Sup Nalts, I know your busy, and don’t have time to respond to every message you get on you tube, so i thought you’d have a better chance of seeing it here. You probably don’t remember me, but i made a movie a while back of me and my two friends getting chased by a monster lawn mower. Well that video never became viral. Anyways we have been hard at work on a new series called “Stupid Mario Brothers” and it is doing a lot better. Episode 1 got over 7,000 views in four weeks, which is good for me lol. Anyways just thought maybe you could check them out and help spread the word if you like them. Episode seems really dumb now compared to episode 5, so maybe check that out first lol. – Richalvarez

Any chance you’ll be making any new website movements like saveoldmedia.com? i’d love it if you could get me involved with making an actual site to string the belief along a bit more ? tell me what you think. You can find me on youtube http://www.youtube.com/enterskywalker . I get featured quite a bit on http://www.dailymotion.com/uk . Hope to hear from you soon

GET YOUR KIDS A GLOBAL LAUNCH INTO BUSINESS

Hi Kevin,

We are running a video competition, and in Googling to see how many social bookmarking sites have picked it up, I came across an old blog post of yours – 10 tips for video competitions. Fortunately we are a family business and can’t afford to make most of the mistakes you mention!

Anyway, just thought I’d let you know in case you’d like to enter.

Short version: writing a book to raise money for microfinance charity, topic of book – raising financially independent kids. We will be profiling seven young entrepreneurs, five big names (like Ben Casnocha) and the two winners of our YouTube video competition.

Video to be 2 minutes or less, on YouTube, tagged “cash smart kids”.

Competition details at:
http://raisingentrepreneurs.org/blog/2008/04/07/kids-in-business-cash-smart-kids-youtube-video-competition/

Runners up will be listed in the book with the URL of their website (if they have one), and featured in the marketing activity around the book launch. Publicity plus!

I am now heading off to my blog to do a follow-up post advising everyone entering the competition to come over here and read your blog for tips!

This is such fun ….

Jenny Ford
http://cash-smart-kids.com
Blogging at: http://raisingentrepreneurs.org/blog

Kevin! all your videos are so good.
It’s really cool to see everything you do.
I hope that we will see yall soon like maybe at the tree farm or something

Hey kevin,

what song is that on your video you had on your profile page with the old lady saying she is disturbed, then has the rock song showing all of your merchandise. I love that song and love that video. Please let me know

Hey Nalts!

Is that the Montgomery Mall in your vid?

I thought I recognized it.

LOL to # 86 Jeremy. WHAT THE HELL? Is he really soliciting through a comment? Soooo funny.

Kevin,

How is it going? A friend just sent me a link to this website, and you are all over it, is this really you? http://www.News3Online.com

cheers, Zoran

how many kids do u hav

Hey Nalts, It’s my first time seeing your videos and their alsome, what or how it feel to be a “youtube celebritie”, I bet its exciting, hope for more of your videos.

P.S. I fav my left hand too(lol), no I don’t

hey nalts,

i’v seen a lot of your videos and i absolutly LOVE THEM!!!! my family and i love your videos and i really hope you keep on making them. i loved your mall pranks video it was awsome!

Your book is nice. I’m a youtuber too and my username is: ljte007. I am not as popular as you on youtube but rather wanted to be popular as yours. my only (my most) popular video in youtube is entitled “Amazing Guitar (Hero- Original composition)”. but i only have 500 plus subscribers. Could you help me with that my friend? Hope I could collaborate with you but I am not worthy.

LJ

I would like to post you farting in the library video on my Seven year old’s site called Fartingpoems.com Logan almost cried laughing so hard after we stumbled upon it.

Good Job

Hi Nalt……..Just wanna ask something…….May i know if Spencer is back?