Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

  • I turned the college mascot, Jack the Bulldog, into a nun to promote the Georgetown events on campus. They made us stop using her. Hmm. #
  • My journalism professor liked my interview with the transgender musician so much he read it to the class. I made it up. #
  • I didn't expect the pendulum to smash through the Dayton University window in 1988 when I woke it from hibernation. Arch fail. #
  • Jesuit High School tolerated my underground cartoon until I exposed the Principal's liquor cabinet my sister told me was in his office. #
  • I heisted the bully's locker combo from the office and gifted him rancid milk before Christmas holiday. #
  • Miserable. Depressed. Then I realized the source. "You can't fight crazy." But wait- I'M CRAZIER than the plaintiff. Back to life. #
  • Damn @stalkerofnalts you just saved me a $15 therapy co-pay. #
  • Who wants to stop using e-mail for a year? Meeee. #
  • I'm in the mood to find a new social media site, spend an hour on a profile, and never return. Anything new and hot?! #
  • You should be able to sort your Twitter following by how good looking they are. I just want to see cute thumbnails not read. #
  • Thanks, Tim and Mike. I'm making $590,000 a year on Blip.tv. @1timstreet @mhudack @bliptv in reply to 1timstreet #
  • A news site's twitter account that actually has a not boring voice. @NewTeeVee #
  • Thanks, Mike. But that was me in drag. @buckhollywood @TheRealRyanHiga @tweetthestation (wrote this b4 your tweet but error stg) #
  • This book is missing nothing about YouTube that I know about. #BeyondViral (via @GetGlue) http://bit.ly/c0vhmk #
  • Wow- everything on Twitter today is about me! Whoops. On the ol' Nalts ego-search results page. #
  • Find me hiding in today's @BarelyPolitical video, and win a free copy of my book. http://bit.ly/cisWIg (hint- red hat) #
  • Sorry about the tweet binge (takes adderall, goes back to sobbing). #
  • If you'd like to sue me, may I recommend Sokolove Law? (see photo for new specialty area). Not an endorsement, but… http://fb.me/FdwnJuFZ #
  • He's sooo cute… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJAbH4UdciM#t=1m11s #
  • Behind the scenes on my MAJOR cameo on Barely Political/Key of Awesome… with Mark Douglas and Obama Girl (waits… http://fb.me/G0dTRieb #
  • We can identify "signals" of ad engagement beyond clicks. @jasonkrebs at @digiday. What are signals? Waiting for that. #
  • Diet campaign. Location important? Nope. Time is higher-value "signal." Now I'm hungry. @jasonkrebs @digiday #
  • Sorry Rooster and Lillie. I'm Fagin not Warbucks. Try big Pharma. Sokolove Legal. $ #
  • Sue eeeeee! What? I'm just talking to my pig. Stop analyzing everything. #
  • Maybe tonight I'll catch the mouse with the human ear (seen in my profile thumbnail). Erie, you hear me? #
  • Driving to Waldorf NYC to see my fancy attorney cousin Bob who used to shoot me with his BB gun. #
  • Friends are nice. I've let myself forget that too much as a busy dad, husband, defendant and consultant. #
  • NewTeeVee Live 2010 Was On Fire http://t.co/sxzRBAD via @newteevee #
  • I won a computer for a penny on @Quibids. No, I didn't. It's a SCAM. #
  • Why you shouldn't let your 10 and 13 year old use your computer http://twitpic.com/3656kp #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phone facial recognition detects bool cover in a way that i http://youtu.be/KL1Mg2gjXYw?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Homophobe Fail http://youtu.be/G-Hgsfzs_ss?a #
  • Did someone leave a dead mouse on my wife's windshield? Not cool. I'd never do that. Oh wait it was me. #
  • Just spoke to Sukatra. One of the best peeps in YouTube community and greatest commenter ever. #
  • “@tomgreenlive: If you can figure out how to boost my viewers and twitter following that would be genius. Any web geniuses out there?”
    H #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — shnibl show! http://youtu.be/P3qJlgU8L0o?a #
  • Iyam sofri ginp rity http://fb.me/zfNPOS2f #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Goodbye Pig http://youtu.be/TOrE6VE8kaA?a #
  • Make your own poor man's youtube fred shirt. Fred figglehorn. Reversed for printing on ink jet iron-on. http://twitpic.com/36xp4s #
  • Will someone PLEASE remix this song? SHNIBL! http://shnibl.ofnalts.com/ #
  • Boxbe goes mental with email spam http://twitpic.com/372vxr #
  • I can't recall a better gift than this!! @songadaymann (he remixed Charlie) http://soundcloud.com/jonathanmann/the-shnibl-show-theme #
  • VIDEO: Best Kids Song Remix Ever! http://youtu.be/vS_IJrT3wMo #
  • What's your character who makes schmm sounds? I think you inspired this masterpiece. http://bit.ly/shnibl #
  • When you awaken, @songadaymann, know you made my month. BEST YouTUBE Collab of 2010: http://bit.ly/shnibl #
  • My son Charlie caught himself on tape with this silly nonsense song. A gifted musician REMIXES it. It's an ear… http://fb.me/z7W6HTB1 #
  • Mkay go subscribe right now to Jonathan and give him a virtual hug: http://bit.ly/JonathanShnibls #

Author: Nalts

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