Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

  • Feeling important because @scobleizer is my friend on @Foursquare. Note to self: find out what the hell foursquare is. #
  • Stalking myself using Foursquare. Just kidding. Don't know what it is. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Destroy My iPad for Galaxy http://youtu.be/GphrGIHpkxI?a #
  • Seriously if samsung sends me a galaxy this week I'll smash my iPad at blog world and dance like little girl. Love that vid @slatersgarage #
  • A client just asked my charge to re-edit a video. I quoted them one Samsung Galaxy. How much are they? Are they even good? #
  • Had video idea. Told it just now to @Mediocrefilms. Long pause. Ditched video idea. #
  • Many scary secret service people on w53rd and 7ave NYC. I guess the UN is in town. #
  • http://www.myneworleans.com/New-Orleans-Magazine/September-2010/Page-Turners/index.php?cparticle=4&siarticle=3#artanc #
  • That last tweet was meant to say I'm really proud of my brother Christopher. His classmates called him Nalts, and I borrowed the name. #
  • Whew. Nobody has yet noticed that the middle 13 chapters of #beyondviral is lorum ipsum. #
  • Good aim http://twitpic.com/2qohe9 #
  • Pluot #
  • Just found the first copy of my book at Borders near Montgomery mall pa (site of Mall Pranks). Signed it and left. #
  • You and I are wired for magic. We want and expect it… http://bit.ly/WiredforMagic #
  • When did the U.S. Post Office start upselling? No I don't need a PO box or tracking. 7 upsells in one visit! Fries with that? #upsellUSPS #
  • How's this for my next book? "How to get people to give you all their money in 90 seconds or less." anyone saluting that flag? #
  • Seriously what's the name of the book you'd write if someone paid you your yearly salary to do just that? #
  • Just called my mom. Hold your applause. #
  • Elvis or Michael Jackson? My son Patrick asked me that last night. I went with Jackson, but that's because I wish I was black. #
  • The PREROLL VIDEO BOUNCER says you're not invited to the party…… http://fb.me/IlExI8PF #
  • And WHAT, dear @paulrobinett IS the future (in 140 characters or less)? #
  • (wonders how many raisons would fit into a nostril) #
  • Thx for nabbing my book from your local store. If they don't stock it, tell em they're letting the terrorists win. @borders @barnesandnoble #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Laura Schlessinger Out of Context http://youtu.be/27PV4yCS4dE?a #
  • Seriously? Celebrities auctioning a tweet!? How about this. Free retweet to the first person that picks the number in my mind: 1-20. #
  • Wowzer, Tamatamamayo that was quick. Indeed it was 17. I was going to pick 77 and do 1-100. But too much math. #
  • Thanks, @joelcomm. I should do a $30 eBook and give you most of profit. You'd sell a million. You could sell me a sandpaper bra. #
  • Ice cream man trying to get me to "settle" for $75K not realizing how much I want to go to court for the sheer drama of it (he has no case). #
  • Apparently 5-10,000 people chose not to buy ice cream because of my video ("creepy icecream man"). "Litigious ice cream man" sequel? Nah. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Icecream Man Settles for $75k http://youtu.be/L9qs1yTnI8U?a #
  • Thanks to Archer Farms cereal from Target I'm going to have to call in "fat" tomorrow. #
  • #tweetup 11/11/11 YouTube on Nov 11. RSVP @ http://twtup.com/111111YouTube #11 11-11YT #
  • Hey peeps! Can you help me make sure @nalts knows @daneboe emailed him about being in Annoying Orange? Reply and tell him. –@StalkerOfNalts #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Annoy My Teen http://youtu.be/1ZCe2JipijY?a #
  • "World War One has accelerated" announced my grandfather on his 108 FM radio show, this very day in 1914. True? False? Prove it. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Evil Alarm Clock http://youtu.be/jSaQ8u1eVJU?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Fake Bowling Strikes http://youtu.be/qLlMJK74Uo8?a #
  • New iTunes policy is 55 pages on iPhone. Yeah, Stevo. I read it. #
  • #nytvf digital panel in NYC. Famous people with Paul Kontonis, Digitas http://twitpic.com/2rjjc4 #
  • Me with an MSN Suit @joemich. See him on http://www.beyondviral.com http://twitpic.com/2rjk6d #
  • "Fred is sort of the apocalypse for traditional media companies," Craig Engler, SkyFy Digital #nytvf #
  • "Michelangelo took producer notes from the Pope," Jake Rothschild, Generate #nytvf #
  • Vote for Fox Glee & Hitviews for OMMA viral video winner! 🙂 http://tinyurl.com/2v5w8kc #
  • Trivia… who is Spencer Grove, and how has he made you laugh without you knowing it? http://twitpic.com/2ru68g #
  • Grant and Charlie are the only ones on the school playground on a Saturday. http://twitpic.com/2ryz0i #
  • Downloaded my own book on Amazon Kindle. Here it is on iPhone. Heh. @davidscott http://twitpic.com/2rzckm #
  • Brought to you by the letters XXX, Elmo and Katie Perry in "Hot and Cold" playdate…… http://fb.me/GrKRs0WD #
  • Brought to you by the letters XXX, it's Katie Perry and Elmo in "hot and cold" play date. Censored on PBS but… http://fb.me/I2HniJuJ #
  • Did you know that some fast-food restaurants outsource order taking? http://fb.me/Eaxes9m6 #
  • "Boo hoo. Nobody likes my chess books," says the Angriest Guy on Amazon. http://amzn.to/AngryBookMan #
  • Bring back "Hooking Up" by HBOLabs. Hee. #
  • Was that zipster08? @MrDoodyHead's favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJlQz3WF_E #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Empty Playground http://youtu.be/72okPXCdTx4?a #
  • Facebook user? Nalts Facebook app… free. Not sure what it does, but maybe it's magic: http://apps.facebook.com/naltsapp/ #
  • Free little app thingy to get my YouTube videos from the convenience of your Facebook couch. http://fb.me/HTxDktm1 #
  • The body is a bad master, but a good servant (paraphrasing Matthew Kelly). So like a child, it needs love and limits (my addition). #
  • Getting trained on Aprimo software. Fun! Let's put the fun back into marketing. Zzzzzzzz #
  • Anyone here at NYC OMMA Awards in NYC? #
  • It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle. #

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