Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

  • Just uploaded your four winners on Twitpic. Hurry! #
  • This has to be democratic. How can I crowdsource this pedicure color fairly? Green seems to lead, but I value everyone's opinion. Ugh! #
  • My wife says green and that you have to pick one. But Furnifer has a point. That's playing it a little too safe. #
  • Such a big decision. And it's almost time. What to do?! http://twitpic.com/2nssrx #
  • Pedicure color is more difficult that picking a spouse or career. Hot pink would be a statement. But too obvious? #
  • Decided! Wife not happy. Here's the before. Drum roll time… http://twitpic.com/2nsw8f #
  • Damn that was a tough call. Thanks. Video coming on unclenalts when I get home. I heart u. http://twitpic.com/2nsx2d #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — First Pedicure http://youtu.be/_GuPqX9kwog?a #
  • Yeyy I have 4Square friends. Now what is 4Square? Something to do with location sharing? http://twitpic.com/2nxu1y #
  • Ga nite from me and my pretty toenails. Dream of warm fuzzies. -nalts http://twitpic.com/2nxvk9 #
  • http://twitpic.com/2nxvk9 – Gross. I'm gonna puke. Your toes are all warped and misshaped like a genetic mutation. #
  • What'd ya think of Smosh's "sellout" video for Butterfinger? I'm on fence. #
  • Great YouTubers Brand-Agents AdAge & TubeMogul Forgot: clownpenis69, jellybiscuit, the toad, locomama, emelina, mrpregnant… Who else? #
  • That's just mean… giving special-needs guy a gallon of Red Bull and a script. http://huff.to/9uuXhX via @huffingtonpost #
  • CRAP. @adage @youtube writer (Irina Slutsky) emailed me last week. I missed it. I need to hire an inbox temp. First annoyingorange now this. #
  • SELLLLOUTS! 😉 @buckhollywood, @charlestrippy, @shaycarl, @ijustine, @smosh, @mysteryguitarm http://sellouts.ofnalts.com/ #
  • PG&E offering $50K to people who lost home in gas explosion because "it's the right thing to do." So BP of you! How about a free t-shirt? #
  • Michael Moore thinks you're an annoying, idiot bigot, even if you agree with him. So don't try to to suck up to him- it just pisses him off. #
  • Meet @cbgfilms. Made kevinnalts.com and now my book site. We've never met, he lives in UK, and I think he's 11. http://twitpic.com/2o9iue #
  • TOMORROW I'M TYPING ALL CAPS ONLY, AND I'M GOING TO SCREAM EVERYTHING I SAY! MAYBE I'LL VIDEOTAPE SOME REACTIONS! #
  • IT'S ALL CAPS TUESDAY! WHO'S WITH ME! EVERYTHING YOU TYPE TODAY. HEY THAT PHALIC BANANA AD IS STARTING TO ANNOY ME. SEE IT? #
  • FACEBOOK'S MOST FREUDIAN AD EVER. http://fb.me/zIn8dOAM #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — ALL CAP TUESDAY http://youtu.be/Y1IonZiqmqk?a #

Author: Nalts

Hi. I'm Nalts.

4 thoughts on “Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense”

  1. read the audacity of this spam I got today.

    “Why have you deleted my post? It was very beneficial information and i promise atleast one person found it helpful unlike the rest of the comments on this web site. I’ll post it again… ”

    I wanted to punch this spam.

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