Buy Nothing for Less Than $5

March 2, 2010

Sometimes our lives get so full of nonsense that we need the serenity and comfort of… nothing.

Well I’m selling it now, at a one-time special. What would you expect to pay for the pleasure of owning nothing? $500? $100.

No, for less than $5 you can purchase absolutely nothing (limited time offer). You won’t need to clean it, remember where you left it, or resell it. It will never be out of style, damaged or rust. If someone asks if they can borrow money, you’ll be able to tell them sincerely: “I own nothing.”

Imagine the joy of owning nothing. No commitment or obligation. And you’ll never need another “nothing” because it never expires.

Testimonials:

“Nothing makes me happy,” – Justin

“Nothing has changed my life,” – Karen

“Nothing is going on!” – Rick

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{ 5 comments }

1 porgy March 2, 2010 at 2:31 pm

2 bess March 2, 2010 at 10:06 pm

plenty of plenty

3 jischinger March 2, 2010 at 10:44 pm

^ nice music to do your finances to

4 Alexis March 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm

The link doesn’t work.

5 NutCheese March 3, 2010 at 5:45 pm

That was deep. I’m now going to have to spend hours contemplating nothing.

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