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Wish I’d bought stock in Snuggie before this cold, cold Winter. Damn….(sigh)

Peter needs to do a Snuggie 2.0 parody!

Hey Nalts, you could watch our latest video and cull some material from there. It’s not like we can find an audience on our own so we might as well give away our material!

Oh and in reference to Snuggie 2.0,
he looks like a Douche-kimo!

There is no better thing than a Snuggie with legs. Now I can go to the grocery without dressing…

Oh shiny (Jimmer wanders off)

I suffer from erectophylia, which causes me to get erections whenever I am in a public place. The Snuggie 2.0 would be the perfect clothing item to hide my disorder.

They should make ear snuggies.

When we talk about online video and business strategies and tactics, it is crucial that we don’t forget what we were talking about in terms of where the true synergies lie. Im talking about mutually beneficial partnerships that leverage the convergence of scales of economy and true brand equity. It is important to maintain transparency in terms of the stakeholders view of a proactive value statement. Getting buy-in and discussing out-of-the-box technologies with regard to social media constructs can maintaining a solid ground for expanding awareness and solidifying benchmarking is critical in terms of the Paradigm shift and consumer mindshare.

Also – it is important to hold in your farts after eating beef and bloccoli

he’s our you

One time a roommate persuaded me to go with him to church. I think it was Catholic. When it was time for the Communion or whatever, he kinda pushed me up with him. I didn’t know what to do. I held my hands the wrong way to receive the wafer. I made a slurping sound when I drank the wine. He berated me for these failures all the way back to our dorm. I was thinking, “man, does God really care how I hold my hands and all that crap?” I think maybe I went with him cause I thought it would be better than the Southern Baptists I grew up with–always talking about the world ending and everyone going to hell. Wrong. That was enough religion for me, buddy.

This was the same guy that would walk around naked in front of me with his tiny member hanging and tell me how his sisters told him that girls didn’t like long penises, but rather fat ones. I’m like “why are you telling me this” and “well, you’ve got neither thing going for you.”

Does asparagus make your pee smell odd? Not that I ever noticed such a thing…ahem…never..

Mortification FTW!!!

The snow has mostly melted. I drove around this afternoon looking at the emaciated corpses of snowmen. It was sad seeing them slumped over or sprawled out on the wet lawns, some of them with their little stick arms reaching towards shade.

@25 what did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Hey Marylin…. I’m right here. Just minding my business and working on my statistics homework. I just kicked ass on my statistics exam yesterday. I know you are so proud!

@Marilyn Yeah, but that only works 1/2 of the time.

Hey Nalts, I live in Japan now. If you send me the money I can get you one of these.

Yesterday I went to Mass for Ash Wednesday and when I went up to get the ash cross on my forehead the deacon literally said to me “I’m going to have to get A LOT of ash for YOU!” I wonder why he said that? *adjusts halo*

It made me giggle.

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!

I like bananas. And apples.

I like to eat, eat, eat apples & bananas!

I was sleeping in class today. Well, more like dozing. It was a surreal experience. I was half listening to what my prof was saying, but my brain was twisting his words into bizarre dreams.

Oh yeah! Trippin’ out on singular value decomposition, Moore-Penrose pseudo inverses, and compact linear operators in functional analysis.

I hear the crying in room 623.

My sister Beth is contemptuous of people who have jobs. Last night she drunkenly bragged over a quart that she had written proof Medicaid spent $1.2 million dollars on her medical tests in 2007. This doesn’t include SSI payments or prescription costs. That makes Beth one of the most important people in Marshall, Texas.

$1.2 million. Geeze. Government is stupid. For a carton of cigarettes and a six pack of soda pop I could have told them what is wrong with Beth.

Look upon me. I’ll show you the life of the mind:

I used my green laser pointer the other day to point out a typo on the chalkboard. Everybody giggled. My prof hasn’t yet figured out who wields the device capable of burning a chipmunk’s retina from 500 yards. Muaahahahaahaaaa!

@49
Just what your campus needs to liven things up: more blind squirrels.