Here are my most popular YouTube videos of all time.
In case you care, I just pulled this from a YouTube beta tool that gives me a bit more access on performance data than before. I’m still starved for more insights about the performance of my videos, but at least I have confirmation that the income I get from embedded videos (those appearing outside YouTube.com) is absolutely trivial.
| 1. | Scary Maze Game Views: 13963032 (Live!) |
| 2. | Fart in Public (Farting in Library) b… Views: 9895639 (Live!) |
| 3. | i are cute kitten Views: 8562104 (Live!) |
| 4. | Top 10 Superbowl Ads Views: 7123506 (Live!) |
| 5. | America’s Funniest Bloopers Views: 6379508 (Live!) |
| 6. | Mall Pranks Views: 6262486 (Live!) |
| 7. | Bad Haircut Prank Views: 3239642 (Live!) |
| 8. | Snake in Pool Views: 1923966 (Live!) |
| 9. | Fred’s Dad Returns Views: 1799339 (Live!) |
| 10. | Horror Hitch Hiker Prank Views: 1742831 (Live!) |
It should be tumbleweeds blowing around in the background instead of snow falling.
What happened to the Cheese vids? I feel so slighted!
;o)
What’s the tool? Where is it?
Odd. Scary Maze Game is one of the not-so-brilliant Nalts videos. I guess it just goes to show how little popularity has to do with quality.
I was talking to this guy after Mass today and then he interrupted me to say he had to leave to go take a shit. That wouldn’t seem weird if it was a friend of mine telling me this, but I didn’t even know this guy. I guess I just make people feel comfortable enough to tell me about their bowel movements.
You attend Mass? God, now that’s weird.
@ anonymous… well, it is Sunday.
The languishing hand, which once was mine, applauded.
marquisdejolie, you’re alive! We’ve missed you.
@8 Alexis:
Thanks 🙂
MDJ! Where have you been?
NutCheese: There’s something about you that always makes ME think of pooping.
BTW, did I ever tell you that I had to write a kid up in my study hall one day because he shouted out “I gotta take a deuce”? Do you have any relatives in upstate NY?
@ Marilyn… you wrote him up for THAT?!?!
Were you able to keep from giggling when he said that? I would have lost it.
@NutCheese: It wasn’t so much what he said (although that certainly was a large part of it), but also the fact the he shouted it out loud enough for the whole class to hear, AND, when I told him that it was inappropriate (this is middle school, after all. You let one kid say that, they’ll all be saying it), he said “But I NEED to take a deuce!” Repeating it was his greatest sin.
And yes, we all had a good laugh about it in the faculty room later. There has too be SOME perks to being a middle school teacher!
@Marilyn… boy does that remind me of when I was in school. The kid should have just shit his pants instead of repeating it.
I can imagine you as a middle-schooler. Had I been teaching then and had you in my class, I’m sure you would have driven me crazy. Some kids just don’t know when to shut up! 😉
@Marilyn… it was a love hate relationship.
I admire anyone with the patience to deal with middle-schoolers everyday. I think I would go insane.
Oh this is where everyone is. How come nobody tells me where the party is? Oh wait. That was rhetorical. Shush.
@17: So you actually DO read the comments here, huh Kevin?
the malls my fav, though I do appreciate ed b – friend thinks if you put a blond hair piece on him he’d look like brad pitt – I don’t see it
wb mdj, where ya been? you didn’t happen to see sukatra while you were out? I’m beginning to think she and hank were abducted by aliens.
@19
I don’t go online as often as I used to.
@20 por que?
@21
Lost interest.
Get that…totally.