This is hysterical. A parody of the Swiffer commercials (with the abandoned and dejected mop). But this Halloween, he’s back with a vengeance. And for the record, this is via AdRants. I’m not exactly the most macho guy in the world, but don’t spend time on Logo. No really, check my ISP data. Just not the eye heat-map records. Who can look away from a bulge? Really.