Quick- what do you do when you’re in a horribly dull meeting, and your subtle cues aren’t working? Break out your iPhone and let the “Insult Assistant” alert the responsible party via video. Yep- there’s an app for insulting a client or boss, or even breaking up with someone.
This project, of course, was born out of the deep insight that it can be sometimes difficult or inconvenient to insult someone in person. So now you can degrade them from the comfort of your couch… via YouTube.
Right now we have the following FREE videos to help you insult someone via the ultra ease of video:
- Break up (dear John)
- Boss message
- Shut up
- Annoying client
- Arrogant person
- Not calling you back… ever
- Scheduling that meeting you don’t want… never
- You’re an ass
- Dealing with a “friend” request from a stranger or non-friend
- Boring person
- Forgot to invite you to a party
- Dull meeting one and two
- Running late (Get over it)
- Thanks for worthless feedback
- Cranky (for that special “Crankenstein” in your life).
Scroll to scan the 20-30 second videos, and be sure to let me know what’s missing. Unfortunately you can’t send videos via e-mails on YouTube without being logged in, but I’m not sure if the e-mail will identify you. But most of these are for iPhone use for people brave enough to let the Insult Assistant deliver the message while they’re there. Hey- capture the reaction on video, please! I’d love to see them in action.