All Your Itchy Nuts Are Belong to Us

September 15, 2009

They itch. My nuts itch. Can I scratch them? Will you scratch my nuts? Can I scratch my nuts?

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1 NutCheese September 15, 2009 at 2:07 pm: That request wasn’t asking too much. I can understand why they wouldn’t lick his nuts, but there is nothing wrong with a little tickling of the poor guys package.
2 Alexis Olson September 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm: Freakin’ hysterical! I love the little dance he does trying to scratch without his hands.

Why can’t they let the poor guy have a free hand for a bit?

Where’s NutCheese? I bet she’ll love this video.
3 Alexis Olson September 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm: Lol! She posted while I was still writing my comment.
4 southerntuber September 15, 2009 at 2:40 pm: -Due to your combative nature, we’re not going to, uh, do the, uh…
-Won’t scratch my nuts?

That’s the best part. I wouldn’t have scratched his damned nuts either.
5 Peter Coffin September 15, 2009 at 3:02 pm: I would have told him that I’d gladly do it, but only if it were on my own time. This is the state’s time, and the taxpayers shouldn’t be paying me to scratch your nuts.

Then I’d scratch my own nuts and/or dance.
6 Nalts September 15, 2009 at 3:06 pm: @4 I missed that and it made me laugh again. Like he finished the sentence for the guy… was a little more familiar with Miranda’s “nut scratch” clause.
7 southerntuber September 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm: @6 HA!

Hey, what happened to that crazy-ass video? Just as I signed in to comment, it went private on me. The fart broke me.
8 Alexis Olson September 15, 2009 at 4:22 pm: @7 Kevin took it down “due to tremendous unpopularity.”

I guess he didn’t like the ratings it was getting.
9 NutCheese September 15, 2009 at 4:35 pm: @8 WHAT??? He took it down “due to tremendous unpopularity”??? I don’t believe that. WTF do the people who comment on videos know anyways? They can all suck my balls! Oh wait… I don’t have balls. Well… you get the idea.

I bet he took it down because he added something in he thought would be funny at the time and then once he thought it over he decided it wasn’t the best idea to have it in there.
10 Alexis Olson September 15, 2009 at 5:00 pm: @9 Yeah, it is hard to believe. I hope he reuploads it with some of the creepier bits edited out.
11 NutCheese September 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm: @10 You aren’t speaking my language. “the creepier bits edited out”? Huh? The creepy stuff is what he needs to keep in!
12 Alexis Olson September 15, 2009 at 5:20 pm: @11 LOL. Not if he’s actually preoccupied about its popularity. Nalts probably prefers to purposely pander to a more prosaic population than to a particular poo poo possessed person.
13 jischinger September 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm: what made me really laugh was the cop trying not to.
Kevin are you sure this isn’t mdj or someone he knows?
14 southerntuber September 16, 2009 at 11:52 am: Hey, y’all!

If you got the time, I want y’all to check out what I was doing a few days ago. Thank the Lord for these good folks. At least somebody’s payin attention to what’s goin on. These folks is really tellin it like it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUPMjC9mq5Y&feature=player_embedded
15 southerntuber September 16, 2009 at 12:04 pm: For fun, check this out too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9a6Ni5ClXc&feature=player_embedded
16 JimmerSD September 16, 2009 at 6:23 pm: Sounds like there is an itchy spot there..
17 marquisdejolie September 17, 2009 at 8:47 pm: @9
What happened to your balls, Nutcheese? Was it traumatic? Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
18 marquisdejolie September 19, 2009 at 12:13 am: Yeah, I had an itch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlPSZyIkv4w