Afro’s Convert 74% Better Than Receding Hairlines

July 5, 2009

According to some analysis by jischinger, the afro on your masthead image can increase sales by 74.5 percent.

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1 babysitterofnalts July 5, 2009 at 9:12 am

Yeah. But considering you were able to sell Propecia…I’m pretty sure no one will care about your lack of…erm…follicles.

:)

2 DahliaK July 5, 2009 at 10:54 am

It’s so refreshing to finally be able to talk about the product you were director of… and so frustrating that you can’t talk much about deals you are working on now.

Wish I could see ya in NYC … sigh.

Check out my new channel, ‘n subscribe. http://www.youtube.com/user/DahliaKHey

3 sukatra July 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Somebody has too much time on his hands.

4 JimmerSD July 5, 2009 at 2:38 pm

I just can’t visualize you walking into a store to buy a jar of AfroSheen.

5 jischinger July 5, 2009 at 8:49 pm

@3 it was a team effort and I have to say they came out prety well considering we were fairly plastered

@4 sounds like a dare while in NYC with camera.
there’s a place just north of 125th and 7th

6 Daniel Sevitt July 6, 2009 at 1:36 am

In yet another snub by the online community you have left out the epoch-defining Farrah flick.

On behalf of the entire community at jillmonroe4ever.com, I would like to express my deep disappointment at this missed opportunity to pay homage to one of the great moments in hair of the 20th century.

On a side note, I would also have loved to see Nalts sporting a Magnum ‘tache.

7 xjasongarciax July 6, 2009 at 7:26 am

I’d definitely go with the afro nalts…

*whispering* the ladies will think you have a big pecker too!

=)

8 Marilyn July 6, 2009 at 1:55 pm

I personally like the puck rocker “drummer for green day” nalts. But then, I’m a big Green Day fan.

9 jischinger July 6, 2009 at 11:22 pm

@8 for your viewing pleasure – some facial hair
the typos just for you

10 NutCheese July 8, 2009 at 12:03 am

I have an afro on my ass

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