If you’re going to help trusted brands engage in social media, you’d better “eat your own dog food.” So here’s an invitation to WVFF readers and you Twitterholics. Come up with the winning name of my new social-media consulting company and win a $100 gift-certificate to Amazon.com (or Paypal or whatever).
I look forward to surfing through the parodies in pursuit of a gem. Important note: the “creative brief” is available below (select more) or as PDF here: naltsco. You’ll want to at least focus on a few guidelines so you can see why I’m staying away from “CompanyofNalts,” “Viral Video” anything, or the word fart (even if I’m the second Google result for the term).
Naming Nalts’ Consulting Company
Objective: Create name for a high-impact but small marketing consulting practice that helps premier brand and companies irresistably engage with customers and audiences via social media, especially its most visceral form: video.
Prize: Winning name (posted below or via Twitter with tag #naltsco) wins $100 gift certificate at Amazon.com. Some guidelines:
- Go for a name that’s bold and innovative but not “cute” or cliché.
- It should be trustworthy and positive so large companies feel safe hiring the company.
- Timeless and flexible so it can adapt as the company evolves. Best to avoid using terms like “social media” or “video,” which could be passé or limiting.
- “Ownable” and unique so it is easily “Googled,” and won’t be confused with another company or infringe on another firm.
The Market Need: When American corporations do business abroad, they often hire local liaisons to help them with country-specific customs, laws and practices. Similarly, as marketers engage in social media (YouTube, Twitter, FaceBook, and emerging forums) they need a deeper understanding about how individuals behave. Many brands and agencies have spent millions — on beautiful flash sites and intrusive advertising campaigns — that are awkward or sadly ignored. A small oversight by a well-intending brand can often weaken impact or create embarrassment. The best programs tap those who “live” in these media.
The Solution: Brands are welcome in social media when they’re authentic/transparent, entertaining and add value. But the sustainability of social-media marketing likewise rests upon a fair value exchange between brands and consumers. Just as a consumer will “tune out” interruption marketing, corporations can only sustain marketing programs with an ROI (improving reputation, increasing awareness, and driving sales). There is a happy medium, and we help strike the balance.
Who We Are: We are a small and nimble firm founded by an seasoned marketer who also is one of the most prolific online-video creators. Our unique “inside out and outside in” perspective helps clients add value to both their company and their “target” market (customers, prospects, brand evangelists or large audiences). We are rare independent specialists of various “conversational” mediums, and we help brands engage with lower risk, greater agility and speed, and defined success metrics. We help trusted brands and companies succeed in a digital world where online advertising is giving way to consumer dialogue — directly impacting company and brand reputations and revenue.
What We Do:
- Help premier brands engage in emerging social media: We help companies monitor, engage and measure the important social-media forums (YouTube, FaceBook, MySpace, Twitter, etc) where customers, prospects and competitors are engaging. We offer a strategic perspective, but don’t stop with Powerpoints. We help deploy exciting online programs that entertain, educate, and engage people.
- Focus on business impact above “cute” metrics. We establish success metrics that are meaningful to a brand team – we’re not interested in celebrating video views, Twitter retweets, or how many Facebook friends a brand has. We’re committed to boosting awareness, engagement, and improving attributes & intent that ultimately drives purchase behavior.
- Mobilize organizations. Companies need to be flexible and fast in the age of “conversational media.” Where appropriate, we help companies create organization policies and communication to provide a foundation for deployment. It doesn’t need to take months or years to help ensure marketing, agencies, legal, public affairs, eBusiness groups are coordinated.
- Play nice. We work with brand teams and agency partners to provide value where we can, and stay away from what’s working well. We don’t build websites, pitch design, or buy media. We know what it means to be an efficient and healthy contributor to multiple internal and external stakeholders.
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Kevin Nalty’s Dildo Palace
… I’ll come up with a real one later.
EdgePulse
Knalty Online Marketing Group… it’s sweet, it’s salty… it’s Knalty! do we only get one shot?
BentMonkey, Inc.,
BrokenMonkeyTail, LLC
BiteMyMonkeyTurd Corporation
No really are they as bad as Oprahs company names? Yes, then they are successful names
Social Instrument
Conversance. That is, by definition, what your clients want to achieve with their customers.
kFART, Inc.
It’s the best I can do for 100.
Cence.
Virity.
The Tiny Dog With The Big Cock.
Appleburger
Funble
Clamberize
Chunk
K-tion
I’m plucking words out of the air, does it show?
Togglehopper
Farckleplackster
Spurt
Glob
Capture
Cort
Punctuation
TrundleNutter
SkuntFulker (if thats not a swear word, it should be)
FUEL Online Marketing
gives the sense of adding energy to the marketabality of the brand/product to propel it into the targetted group (online World).
Ok here is my real suggestion
Brilliant Online Observationist Broker Intenet Evangilist Specialist
Acronym, B.O.O.B.I.E.S., Inc
As in “call the Guy from BOOBIES! he’ll fix it”
Come one who doesnt like/remember boobies?
Although i have a special place in my heart for
Future Artistic Renovation Team, F.A.R.T. for short
I’d welcome a cold call from a guy who identifies himself from SkuntFulker or Boobies. Conversance is cool, but taken (URL). Do we like OctoMarketing or Octomarketer?
Tool
He’s No John Cleese!
Favorite so far…. http://octomarketing.ofnalts.com/
Naltural
AllNaltural
Naltureal
Nalt Blend
NaltImpact
uNaltered
or, for a lark…
Golden Turnip Drill Bit Extraction Factory, LLC
AVATA
Skilium
Kbox
Jazio
YouFire
UFire
*ponders*
nalts,do you own the official navy website nalts.com too?
Wogs octomarketing is a winner nalts. plus the few octomarketing logos I was messing around with, look pretty damn cool!
STLANCO – (Nalts backwards, like your girl HARPO)
VINEK Marketing – (Kevin backwards)
ClickPoint Marketing ( I liked this one best, but looked it up and they are and advertising firm, lol)
PointClick Marketing or just PointClick (website avail)
V-Call Marketing (virtual call)
Klick.com (going off click, with K for Kevin)
I liked Click.com too, but website not avail. (You so 2000 and late!)
Then there are the usuals like…
DB.com (douche bag)
Sellouts.com
treespider.com
and so on…
Good luck buddy!
octomarketing? Hmmm, first thing that comes to mind is octo-mom. Not feeling it.
Oh man- Nadya Sulemon will be so forgotten in about 8 minutes. Why does everyone have to think of her. TOUCH THE CUTE SQUID!
http://www.octomarketing.com
DragonPhoenixLightningAwesome, LLC
Playing off the Oprah thing, if you rearrange the letters in NALTS you get SLANT. Isn’t that what marketing is about, the slant?
EdgePulse Marketing – Giving your company the edge it needs in marketing!
@23 Peter Coffin: DragonPhoenixLightningAwesome. That is so f’ing cool I almost want to park the URL.
Engage Today, Inc.
Slant Online/Enterprises/and-or Inc. (Nalts mixed letters and it means “angle or pitch”)
Synergetic Internet Marketing
that makes you a S.I.M. whats more internet. and YES i would except a call from a guy from B.O.O.B.I.E.S. christ i would re-arracnge my whole schedule with w visit form BOOBIES
Christ i type like DOO DOO
that makes you a S.I.M. whats more internet than that. and YES i would accept a call from a guy from B.O.O.B.I.E.S. christ i would re-arrange my whole schedule for a visit from BOOBIES
ok i know i am throwing these out there in like a dozen messages but i enjoy annoying you! HA
I got it, so SIIMPLE and i swear thsi is the last one
Pixel Engagement Marketing
Streaming Pixel Marketing
Pixel Bytes Marketing
MegaPixel Internet Marketing
RAWR Marketing
ok i am DONE!
I’ll takethat 100.00 now! HA!
The Prankster?
I don’t know… Something about your “$1.25 Remote-Controlled Ghost!” video made me want to suggest that – for some reason that video spoke to me – it seemed like a very nice story that told a lot about who you are and what you do (if it’s not the case, then it was just a nice piece of storytelling;)
You say in the video that you wanted to have someone someday feeling as “deliciously conned” as you were at that moment – Maybe I’m silly, but I thought that was brilliant!! hee hee:)
Good Luck!
you marketing HA!
I got a name for you, how bout LAME Duck EGG, INC
cause thats what you are a LAME, Duck egg sucking, whiny worm sniffer, that ‘s what you are!
You could have a dinosaur logo for rawr marketing hahahaha, YES TO THOR
Mercury Media Solutions
Mercury Media Group
Media Marketing Metric (Solutions) MMS
Social Media Solutions
Global Synapse (Marketing)
Global Media Connections
Stlan Enterprise Inc
Stlan Enterprise Inc
Stlan Enterprise Inc
Stlan Enterprise Inc
Stlan Enterprise Inc
Minute Men’s Media Service
Minute men were fast and very reliable during the revolutionary war
buff hampster killingtaco.com
flippin nuggets.com
jmacdaddy.com
Nalts at Fault Media Company
naltscanhasmedias.com
Still think :
beavermarketing,
marketingbeaver,
naltsmarketing,
eaglemarketing,
naltsmarket
marketingnalts,
K.NaltsMarketing
Some others:
Naltsthemostawesomestvideographerisnowmarketing.com , pranknaltsmarketing, kevinnaltsmarketing, wifeofnaltsmarketing, goodmorningmarketing, iquitmyjobatmercksoicandomarketing.com, iamnaltsmarketing.com,
so many selections!
How bout Nalts Online Media Marketing or N.O.M.M. for the people who are hungry for marketing use N.O.M.M.
MarvelMarketing………
The Flying leaf inc. ,
The Vision of marketing ,
Het grote geld ,
or how about….? nalts or just nalts inc.
ok last one wasnt comic genius, but how bout marketingforfood, or naltsurf (naltsinternetmarketing) .
Chock Full O’Nalts?
SociableSeer.com
That might not be that “googlable”, maybe:
SocietalSeer.com
For those less educated:
Seer
Noun
1.a person who sees; observer.
2.a person who prophesies future events; prophet: Industry seers predicted higher profits.
DID I WIN?
Virtual Fart King Marketing – Use it wisely.
VibrantMarketing.com
Vibrant: full of energy and enthusiasm, that what we want right ?
How about Nultimate Marketing?
high tech low brow inc
Well I’ve got nothing….but perhaps you might want to check out name generators and such, like this one: http://www.dotomator.com/web20.html
What’sThatAwesome Marketing
WhatThat’sAwesome! Marketing
ThisIsAnAwesomeWebsiteThatiuse.com <<< FTW
Stratex Media
Venzex Media
Piranha Millionaire
STLAN NIVEK (Kevin Nalts backwards)
Ebutuoy (youtube backwards)
Dispensable Microwaves
Hyper Bowl Factory
Viral Village
Red Dye Number 40 is a Cheap Addictive Filler!
Vital Village
NALTSaNATION
Giblin Marketing
MarketMe
wonderapproved.com
I got a few
Toaster Oven Spaghetti Waffles
Ufo Space Ship Boats
Square Popsicle Juice
Upside Down LampShades
next-notch.com
Sub-microscopic infectious agent that is unable to grow or reproduce outside a host cell incorporated
Virulent Marketing
Frog ‘O Banana
or
Frog-o-Banana, that’s fine too.
Ok Nalts,
At first I thought Video Viscocity, however the definition on Wiki for Viscocity is thickness, slow running and that’s not good for a video marketing firm’s name however then I looked up Viscitidy which is a similar term but means “sticky” or having a firm “base and a sticky or catchy-ness about it that stays with you” which to me is great when it comes to selling your companies name to others. So, they think well, this guy comes up with “catchy” vids and such so, plus you have to have half a brain to understand the term and that’s really the type of people you’d want to be dealing with anyway right.?. So the name I came up with is, ‘Video Viscidity’ , pretty “catchy” eh.?. Pun very much intended. And, yes its a REAL word wiki/answer.com it.
Thanks for the opportunity to help ya’ out.
-K.G.
ViralMarketing
LetsGetMarketing
I Like to Market Market
GottaLoveMarketing
The Marketing Thing
nowTHISisMarketing
BrightYellowMarketing
Naltsa – and, you can launch a line of branded chips and dip!
Bite My Pixelz
idk just random thought
FreakinAwesomeDragonFlamingMan iaAdvertising Inc.
How about my real one( unless you like the other):
N:Never-though-about
A:Advertising
L:Listing
T:Through
S:Social Networks
Nalts, LLC
I like NaltsCo Marketing – or some derivative thereof , but I’m not oppose to Tool Box Media (c) which has a couple of different meanings, or even the slogan loved by all, Nalts Is A Tool Corp.
For the stiff neck corporate types I think Premier Metric Media (c)
would go over pretty well…
Premier Metric Media: A company committed in today’s expanding social media. An experienced and energetic team not only dedicated to brands, but people. Our members are creative, engaged, flexible and efficient, they know the right strategy for your growing online needs today and tomorrow. So sit back, relax, we got your back, contact us right now or else, capice?!
That last part is optional.
Hooblahm, LLC
Hooblah, LLC is what i meant no m
My first idea is:
INTERNALTS
Don’t you just love it?
McDonald’s?
CTRL+NALT+DELETE
Nalt-Mart
How bout SuperMegaDeathChristDemonDevilThingyMagiger Incorperated
Curious George and the Purple Turtlenecks.
GreenKangaroos
My second idea:
EQUINALTS
See, you want to help clients achieve that balance, so I thought of equilibrium. Then I combined it with the Nalts name (which more people are familiar with than Nalty) and got “Equinalts” which sounds alot like equinox, so you could have a nice logo involving planets because YOU’RE GOING GLOBAL, BABY!
the best i could come up with is something a friend of mine used long time ago Legendary Dragons Of Earth
i think you should go with Octomus Prime. With a transformer octopus as the mascott. i see it going places since tranformers are so glorious in their superb being.
Tiger PolarWolf Co.
Again, (read my earlier post as to why and the definition(s)s of),-’Video Viscidity’.
If I think up anything else, with real meaning behind it, you know that describes you and/or your business I’ll let ya’ know.
Hey thanks for lettin’ us do this for ya’, its fun.
-K.G.
how about airtight industries. It sounds official and it’s not taken as a url
Name it “NaltAtAll”. =D
infectedGreenToe.com
;-P
Acronym ; No-Acting-Lessons-To-Strive consulting
CrushMonkey, LLC
Logo could be like Atlus, but it’d be a grimacing monkey holding up a giant rock
ChortleBox, LLC
Baby in a box laughing, but with your face (maybe not your face)
Maybe a box with laughter in it? ;p
Those were my best ideas
Nalts, I’ve got something a little special for you. Over the months, I’ve been saving up possible band names for my friends who are in bands all the time, usually for about a week before they break up. That said, I’ve needed to come up with plenty, but I see a friend is in need, so I feel I shall enlighten you to the entire list for possible use with this new fangled company you are working on, and if you find any of them good enough to meet the needs, you can have it. What can I say? I’m a good pal. (Keep in mind that they are all a bit…emo, because that’s the stupid demographic these bands I created these for were shooting at. We can work around that, though.)
1)Deathmask!
2)Fivehead!
3)Cripsy
4)A tear on the face of the cat that is sad.
5)Sunken trunk
6)Fatman hotel
7)Pinkyswear…
8)Werewolve lodge
9)It’s all about the sauce, Woman!
10)Lungs
11)Spaghetti Foxtrot
12)Carter
13).~.~.~Mahogany fantasy~.~.~
14)Rockboxes
15)Wig of metal.
16)Destroying mom’s house
17)Wave of paranoia
18)Locked souls club
19)Plate of shame!
20)The root of…pain?
21) Reuben is cool.
So, whattya think? I personally like Fatman hotel, but they all have their good parts. They are all yours, Naltster!
irresistablemarketing
irresistablyNalts
irresistablemedia
dontyouwanttoclickonthis
engagedmedia
engagedmarketing
http://www.NALTSNIBLETS.com
huh? huh?
oh
erm
seroius…
http://www.404pagenotfound.com
XD
1) Bigwig Media
2) reading is for stoopid people [.] com
3) wheresmymoneybub.com
4) cuz my mama said so [.] com
5) for all the should not could not would-be’s [.] com
6) dietingsforfatpeople.com
Upon further thought, i think its your duty to name your new company after me, as a dedication to all i have done for you, Evil Willie Martketing, cause with out me you Nerf ball Sucking, Hula humping Duck pond, no one would have ever heard of farting in public. and for a 10% few you can use my likeness!
I like the “hawk” idea, slang for sell/promote/etc.
1. WiredHawk (your logo/mascot could be a hawk drinking coffee; staying up late to get the JOB DONE!
2. WiredAd (though url looks like wire dad – Pa’s a gumby!)
3. VirtuallySold
Other Hawks
“eHawk” (would be great, but is some stupid Tony Hawk fansite- your mascot could have been a hawk that preys on innocent internet users)
“cyberhawk” (also taken by a lame website)
“hawkD” like punk’d…okay, I’m stretching now
Joke idea: The Promo Homo (sapien sapien)
“OMG-It’s-Me! Marketing”
funny, simple AND it rhymes! Attention grabber
buuuut I think there is a marketing network with the acronymns OMG…. so maybe if you can’t get away with that name posted above:
“OhMy-G-It’s-Me!”
Others:
“It’s Us Marketing”
“It’s Me Marketing”
“Insert-Name-Here Marketing”
Okay, going awaaaaay from the silly attention grabbing names, here are some more professional looking ones:
Irregage Marketing (playing off ‘irresitably engaging’ from your company info)
Emergage Marketing (playing off ‘engage in emerging’ from your company info
I’m totally all for those last too.
they sound cool and I would totally do business with you.
purple dragon velocity marketing *thunder*
Nalts and Cream
wholetnaltsout.com
(. Y .)yeaaaahhhhh
Here are my awesome ideas DEMON HEMORRHAGE! the zombie boars, jugular disadvantage,the flying frag, Xeno and co,CO2 suckers, JACK IN A BOX STUDIOS and killer bunnie productions!!!
Oh wait, one last one. I was inspired by your most recent post where you mention a beaver.
Marketingbeaverfever.com, or just beaverfever.com.
Yes.
Oh, god. Forget my last comment, I just realized how dirty that sounds…
Cherry Tree Marketing
Cherry Tree Consulting
Magic Cherry Tree Marketing
Magic Cherry Tree Consulting
(“cherry picking” the best marketing options)
nfornalts.com
mongoosemarketing.com
mantamarketing.com
mobilizemedia.com
natlsisnumberoneinthewholewideworldandnoonecanstophim.com
Maximedia.com
Nalts.net (original eh?)
I’ll think of more later haha
Central Synergy
Social Synergy
Synergetic
Central
[ tele-market ]
[ connections ]
[ gloweb ] (globe)
[ boxed ] <– cool logos for the symmetry
[ on.line ]
[ vidyo ]
[ slant/marketing ] <—slants=nalts
[ popcom ]
[ the pub ]
[ publink ]
[ squareroot ] <— comp screen 4 sides, new internet generation
[ iSeeu ]
naltshastoreadallthese and company
your company could be called…..
GALACTIC THUNDER
and then inc. or co. etc. after it
Kamikaze Kriminals
Technalts.com
It’s catchy, it uses your YT account name, and I think its widley flexible as a name, like you stated above if the company gets larger.
Also I did a google search for it and NO results came up for it so no one will confuse it for another site so its pretty original too!
;P
I twittered but idk if it went through so I’m reposting here
“Nalts Networking”
or
“Nalts Net Working”
since networking is another way of saying connecting with people
and I threw together a random logo for it for fun
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/GTsigBars/NaltsLogo.png
MerketMedia.com
weworkforyou.com
thejokesonyou.com
hiremesomyinlawslovemeagain.com
flyingtissuegames.com
giantcockroach.com
sallythedear.com
capsuleheadmarketing.com <~ my fav!
U$A and Company
or
Uranium Marketing
or
Idea Bulb Incorporated (Like the light bulb that goes off when you have an Idea)
or
Why Nalts? Marketing (lol why not?)
or
The super special awesome nalts connection! Inc.
haha
nickelockabaphobiatistic.com
eatmyshorts.com
everyonegoesnalts.com
crazy4nalts.com
yourallnalts.com
naltsforthewin.com
————>, naltsophobia.com Naltsophobia Society/Community/Network
——>naltstube.com<——-
naltsurf.com/Networking
.itsnaltsnaltsnalts.com
.naltspod.com <—Podcasting
naltsnetworks.com
.naltsfrontlines.com<–Pretty cool
.naltshapland.com
.naltstatus.com
Naltstatus Marketing
Naltsophobia Marketing/Networking
Hey Nalts hows about DragonPheonixLightningResistance?
It only changes one word, but it makes it sound so much cooler!
Dr Chief Thundermagnum Disco-Rex Von Steele, the Sexy Inferno
Hey Nalts.
How about Digital Mogul Marketing? Or Media Mogul Marketing?
I’ll see what else I can come up with.
Hey I got two for you!
YellowSnow
StoneWaffle
Nalty Salty Poo Poo!
NaughtyAsparagusLaidToSleep! GET IT IT’S YOUR NAME N-A-L-T-S!!!
Truebluemedia Inc
& Lance #112 dont mean to be rude, but thats pretty much the worst Logo I have ever seen, as I say not personal, but…
Wow if you make it all the way down here you are commited! I made it to #24 and said “F this, I’m done”.
Mancipo Video
Vester Crispo Video
Tui Torqueo Video
Nalts and Bolts Marketing
Nalts and Lightening Bolts Marketing
Nalts and Lightening Bolts Advertising
Nalts and Bolts Advertising
Sermo Video
Fama Fundatio Video
Lascivio Video
Uber Fabula Advertising (UFA! UFA! UFA!) http://www.ufa.org
Amicabiliter Association
Conscius Boost
Norma Norma Nalts (Organization in Latin. Can make a Noma Noma parody)
Mico Manus Marketing (Shake Hands in Latin)
As you can tell I used Latin to make things sound cooler. Thanks for the opportunity, Nalts.
Try something with Fortune 100 and then call it F1 for short. The logo can be the key on the computer.
Unfortunately, that’s not as creative as I thought it might be judging from google.
Trying to keep a little more serious….
How about
Lush Expressions
Lush is defined as: Extremely productive; thriving.
Expressions is another word for media.
Nalts Expression
Media Vicissitude
Good luck with your endeavors!
WhenPigsFly
Making things that are impossible….
A little less impossible…
Emergicore
You could call it N.A.L.T.S.
Network Advertising Leading To Sales
See You In Tea! Get it? haha
N marketing group
Are you in?
it’s hip and allows you to own a letter!
Child at Heart
Clearly the most appropriate business name for you.
OMS (easy to make a really nice looking logo)
OnlineMarketingSpecialists.com
There are some good ones here.
KPBC Media Consulting or kapagrcha – katpatgracha – you get the idea
actually surprised no one came up with that yet
new record response for the blog tho
Naltsace
Naltsmage
Naltsmancer
Naltsmaven
Naltsoso
Naltspro
Naltsage
Naltstar
Naltswizard
Naltswiz
Nalts the Marketing Wizard
Brightpulse
nshotsonline.com
Brainlounge
Topdrive
Brainshots
Dazzletube
NaltsTube
Brainstorm
I’ve got it!
Naltsgeist!
After “zeitgeist”:
The word zeitgeist describes the intellectual, cultural, ethical and political climate, ambience and morals of an era (similar to the English word “mainstream”) or also a trend. In German, the word has more layers of meaning than the English translation, including the fact that Zeitgeist can only be observed for past events.
GumUnderCoffeeTable
King M.A.B (Marketing Acclaimed Brands)
Queen Mab is a fairy that is mentioned in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. She compels people to experience dreams of wishfulfillment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Mab
King M.A.B is an acronym as well as a pun by using King instead of Queen. you’re a guy right? Nevermind… I wouldn’t mind changing the M.A.B. to mean something else too, but that’s the best i could come up with. Something like “Marketing Ample Brands”, i don’t know…
HumbleNet Marketing
Axelrod Nimbus. It’s unique, original, and I figured if you pick it apart it means something, but company names don’t have to mean something. I mean look at the success of Verizon, and that means nothing. That’s just a shot in the dark from a 14 year old haha. Well good luck no matter what happens Nalts.
jesus_jimihendrix_chucknorris_brucelee_naltsempire_totallity.com
CatClick
OceanHold
PeoplePlug
It’s really hard to beat Nalty Salty Poo Poo though…
We should list all the names on a web site and put them to a vote, pick each persona top 10.
Even if it’s not the chosen one, might be fun to see what would win.
Okay, who wants to run a script and compile?
Thunderligers
Deathspiderbats
Vertical cougar
Or a combination- Verticalthunderligerofdeath
1. moreyes marketing
(Because, assuming you don’t suck, you’d bring “more eyes” to your clients.)
2. Interest Via Internet
(Because again, assuming you don’t suck, your clients would be hiring you to generate interest via the internet and its various mediums.)
3. DidYouHearAbout? Marketing
(Because, ya know, assuming you don’t suck, you’d get people talking about your clients. Feel free to replace “marketing” with “media” or whatever else. Also feel free to replace “didyouhearabout” with “didyousee” or whatever else.)
4. WhatSticks Marketing
(A play on the “throw it against the wall and see what sticks” analogy (or is it metaphor? I can never remember the difference). Once again assuming that you don’t suck, you are smart and experienced enough to know what will and will not work/stick, therefore your rate of success will be quite high, thus… WhatSticks Marketing. Or What Sticks Marketing, or WhatSticks Media, or whatever.)
5. Fartketing
(Combines “fart” and “marketing,” and if that doesn’t accurately describe the public version of Kevin Nalts I know and love, I don’t know what does.)
my best is
Dare To Be Nalty Marketing
DTBN marketing for short
others are,
no faults marketing
slim pickin chicken marketing.
“Contagious Media”
K.naltsKonnection
KnaltyKonnection
NaltsNetwork
NaltyNetwork
PeoplePersons
ConsulThis
ConsultUs
Fat Baby Sandwich
NaltybutNice
RetardidPolicemanGuy
SuperAwesomePirate-Ninjas
TechImpact
Worldwide Positioning
Interactions Worldwide
Owl Media Solutions
Is it too late to throw in a few suggestions?
1. FAWESOME – as in Dude! Your career is effing awesome. It’s fawesome!
2. TingNinj – as in Dude! You’re a total Marketing Ninja, a real TingNinj! (see also TingJa, TingKing, TingRate, TingGuru)
3. KnowGuessing – as in Dude! See if you can work out what I got you for your birthday, but remember… Know Guessing!
4. Er…
5. That’s it.
SkippyMcButterPants
I’d go to that daily..
Hit Me
one more time for all your marketing needs
(Pun on page hits, video hits, etc)
Brontrix
Origin; Not a word
Original word; Brontide
Meaning; A deep Rumbling sounds, usually of the ‘seismic’ origin.
well uh…
21st Global Marketing(you know because of the international aspect)
WorldwidEnterprise or Worldwide Enterprise
Global Fatalitity ( haha jk, funny though. This is global fatality here to put the final blow onto the world)
Growing Global
How about ThunderCougarFalconBird
Break Face Marketing (logo could be like a phantom of the opera mask)
Raegan Industries (translates into Like a King, started in Ireland, btw I can draw any logo, just give me a name)
those are my two
^^^^^ entered wrong email, forgot a letter, this is my email on this one
Lumos Marketing
PROS:
-”lumos” is a play on the Latin word “lumen”, meaning light or to shed light upon. Latin makes you sound smart.
-the alliteration of the M’s makes is nice to say and easy to remember
-”Lumos Marketing” doesn’t already exist
-It sounds like a positive thing that companies will want to befriend, but it’s not cutesy or childish.
-”lumos” is also a light spell in Harry Potter. People love Harry Potter! You could use a wand as the logo.
CONS:
-It’s a spell from Harry Potter
- I can’t think of any others
I made a picture!
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r40/HPmnFan62442/LumosMarketing.jpg
Intergity Marketing, Enhance Marketing, Nghthawk Marketing, Breakaway Marketing, Higer Marketing, Bull Ring Marketing, Robust Marketing, Fearless Marketing, Percpective Marketing, Endurance Marketing, Steadfast Marketing, Over come marketing, Hang Ten Marketing
3ten Marketing, Envusion Marketing, Up Held Marketing, Overtime Marketing, Draconian Marketing, The Source Marketing, ReGeneration Marketing (ReGen Marketing for short), Apollos Marketing, Zues Marketing, Tiberius Marketing, Bridge Building Marketing, Effective Marketing. After Dark Marketing, On the Trail Marketing, Enterprise Marketing, Tucsonian Marketing, Stone Marketing,
Ummmm best one yet….. Fruggle Marketing (what ever that means)
White Blizzard Marketing strong yet an actual good name if taken black blizzardis awsome too if i win hit me up on youtube :0 i swaer i didnt steal it ( i need the cash ((im broke)) )
Okay, I already submitted Naltyior Motives. How about VirulCo? Or “Tools” Toolbox Marketing. Ummm Crushing Defeat Marketing? Jobs?Wedon’tneednostinkinJobs.Com. Distracted Leamur Marketing. AutoCoinBox.com(see Chris’s video)?
HeyKidsLookWhosGotaGreatIdea.Com
EpicOmegaBioweaponOfAbsoluteDestruction.com
Intermarketing, Inc.
Intermarket
Videomarket
Communimarket
MarketCom
lets see…………
- Engageasumer (engage the consumer, get it? ha, Ha, MUAHAHAH)
- product to the masses
- Vivid Vending Advisors
- Reach-the-Generation
- Memorable Marketing
just some things off the top of my head
-Beyond Viral
-Prankster Party
-Kool Aid Dispenser
-Hopechangery
or OMGICAN’TBELIEVEIQUITMYJOBDURINGARECESSION
Hi, Nalts. I’ll try to come up with the best names I can to help you with this. Something like Innovative Marketing Group, the Intelligence for Social-Media. If you don’t get any luck you can email me and I could go and get someone that helps you find the perfect name!
Good Luck!
Sorry that ones taken but the ad for it is good. The name could be something like SureMarketing, or Civilized Marketing Group (could also take out part of Civilized to make Civil, That would all stand for CMG which looks great to me.) I’ll give you as much as I can, Genial Marketing Incorporated ( or Genial Marketing Group), Cordial Marketing Group, I hope you really like these as I did alot of thinking to come up with them. Good Luck!
Internet Starmaturge Thaumaturge
Thaumaturge
Divinet Distributions
Diviner Development
Enchanting Exchanges
Augurer
Augurer Administration
Augurer Apportioning
Augurer Assigning
Augurer Arrangement
Augurer Alms
Augurer Amplitude
Conjurer Circulation
Conjurer Coordination
Thaumaturge Tech
Thaumaturge Trade
Thaumaturge Tabulates
Thaumaturge Track
Thaumaturge Train
Viral Virtuoso
Hoi Polloi Highway
Hoi Polloi Artery
Naltery
Djinni Distribution
Djinni Developments
Adroit Associations
Adroit
Adroit Nalts
High Brow Hamlet
High Brow Horde
High Brow Herd
Rare Bird Rabble
Rare Bird Race
Rare Bird Riff
Rare Bird Raft
Seer Society
Stunner Stomping Ground
Doyen Distribution
Salt Net
Ickiwon
Ickiwon Industries
Big Newzi
Zig Bin
Bin Zig
Final Fartasy Unlimited Inc.
Lumpkin Enterprises.
SpecialDangerousElectricFiremen
Craptacular Zen
The Knight’s Who Say Nalty
Nalty Faulty Inc
Sir Naulty Farterprises
Tri-Zen marketing
The Company
All American Loan Reject’s
Canada Limited
I Flip Chicken’s – IFC
International House of Fart’s – I.H.O.F
Jackson Glove Enterprises
Neo-Citrus-Octo Inc.
Susan Boyle Fan Club of America – SBFCA
Stikit Inc.
nalts has no faults N.H.N.F.
business o nalts helps you B.O.N.H.Y.
So you didn’t like “Naltsgeist”? I really thought it was clever and appropriate. But you like “Nalts Consulting” better. Oh well, there’s no accounting for taste.
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