You Can’t Bribe Me, Bitch

April 6, 2009

I love that this article is working the circles (thanks Maruhlynne). Seems the FTC is so keen on stopping companies from manipulating bloggers, they’re making the companies liable for stuff bloggers write if they get a free sample.

Or wait- here’s another idea. How about you just stop bribing bloggers? How’s that one fit?

Here’s a parody on the topic…

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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Marilyn April 6, 2009 at 8:05 pm

OK, Kevin. That’s about the worst spelling of my name ever. You win. I capitulate. Call me whatever you wish.

2 jischinger April 6, 2009 at 9:56 pm

it’s a conspiracy!

all the answers have been tweeted

decode the message and win valuable prizes

when you arrive at the end of the rainbow there is a pot waiting for you filled with certified confederate currency

buy now before they’re gone

hurry they’re going fast

follow the bee

burn that shirt!

3 Slater April 7, 2009 at 5:23 am

Hey, Pizzle, answer your e-mail. Dean and I need yer help.

4 JimmerSD April 7, 2009 at 6:04 am

You still owe me for those 172 times I mentioned WVFF at the mall….oh and for bail.

5 Peter Coffin April 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm

I say regulation is good. People shouldn’t be able to make false claims and not be held liable.

Does that mean a sponsored blog is as effective as a sponsored video? Hell no. And a video has the edge there as it is far harder to misconstrue sarcasm when you are actually able to use a sarcastic tone.

So I agree on the subject people should stop bribing bloggers, but would like to add that they need to start bribing me.

6 NutCheese April 7, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Did Marylin just say she copulates?

7 sukatra April 8, 2009 at 1:42 pm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

8 Marilyn April 8, 2009 at 8:26 pm

@6: Yeah. What’s it to you?

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