Dear WVFF Regulars

January 10, 2009

I’m writing this quick post to thank youall for your well wishes. You are such wonderful people. No greater group of strangers conversing anonymously over the Interweb has ever existed. I am truly grateful to call you all my casual acquaaintances.

Now, a word to the wise: I would not recomend spinal fusion surgery to anyone. You know, it really kind of hurts. Lots more than I thought it would. And the drugs they are giving me are not really working. All the morphine does is make people look and talk funny. And I don’t mean funny “ha ha”. I mean funny “odd.”

Well, I’ve got to sign off now. Sudenly my room is full of bunnies. Big, pink fluffy bunnies. That makes me happy. It’s a comfort to know that when I’m screaming like a little girl from the excruciating pain, the bunnies are there for me. That is, when there not humping each other.

Love,
Kevin

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 JohnOfJordan January 10, 2009 at 5:34 am: Duly noted. lol
2 brindle January 10, 2009 at 6:00 am: Get well soon?

sure, let’s go with that.
3 DahliaK January 10, 2009 at 7:24 am: IT’S WAY TOO SOON FOR YOU TO BE BLOGGING, is the problem, not the morphine or the bunnies.

Lie back and count the bunnies and fall asleep again.

From what I hear about fusions, you got a long, slow road ahead. I recommend you get to be on a first-name basis with the bunnies.
4 Babysitterofnalts January 10, 2009 at 8:38 am: …you WOULD be blogging already.

Just sit back and eat the heath bars from your urinal I gave you.

Then munch on the heath bar sandwich cookies.

Then…play with your Happy Chanukah yo-yo.

I think it even lights up…

Hmmm…see you in a few hours. So…sleepyyyyy

When you are feeling better…revenge footage is due. P
5 Nalts January 10, 2009 at 8:59 am: @4 Thanks for the kind words, and especially the urine container an chanukah yo-yo. I got ‘em mixed up, however, and the yo-yo now squirts in addition to lighting up. And Jan- couldn’t have said it better myself.
6 marquisdejolie January 10, 2009 at 9:38 am: What a trooper, blogging from his morphine bed. Who gave him internet access there? Take it back. Let him rest. If you have to give him electronics, give him a GameBoy.
7 Buns and Chou Chou January 10, 2009 at 10:03 am: Hang in there dude! So sorry you have to go through this. It’s a comfort you are surrounded by bunnies. Hopefully they are not mean and sarcastic:)
8 xjasongarciax January 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm: Ohhhhhhhhh! If you see Snappy Happy Foo Foo, tell him I said hi! He’s the pink bunny with one leg shorter than the other, has a deformed nose from when I punched him in the face and a carrot shoved up his ass. He visits me from time to time.

Best Wishes!

=)
9 jischinger January 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm: @5 Hang in there buddy, hope you feel beter soon!
When you do you can tell me what the hell you are talking about?
take care!

@4 who’s watching his medication?
10 NutCheese January 10, 2009 at 4:12 pm: Really? I thought spinal fusion sounded like fun. I was going to get it done next week just for shits and giggles… or at least for the pills. I think I’ll just go to pill corner instead. Then at least I’ll be able to enjoy the high. It sucks to waste the pills on pain.

Ugh… I’m sitting here smelling the awful stench of bong water coming from somewhere. That smell is worse than open ass.

Oh yeah… hope you feel better soon Kevin.
11 Marilyn January 10, 2009 at 4:31 pm: Glad you are feeling well enough to blog, but I think you really should relax and enjoy the drugs.

They have WiFi in hospitals now?
12 brindle January 10, 2009 at 5:11 pm: @9

Well, I was, but it got very boring, so I just sort of… sold it. To a drug dealer. Don’t worry, I turned him in for possession of a controlled substance, so it’s ok.
13 The Pink Bunnies. January 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm: Don’t worry Kevin. We’re here for you! Even when we’re humping each other, it’s YOU that we’re thinking about. Go digest that one.