Get Well Kevin

January 6, 2009

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1 JimmerSD January 6, 2009 at 10:53 pm: Okay! Enough slacking. Back to work!

Get well soon Kevin.
2 Zack Scott January 6, 2009 at 11:23 pm: And much love.
3 sukatra January 6, 2009 at 11:34 pm: I always knew he was gay.
4 Nicholas Quixote January 6, 2009 at 11:35 pm: Hey Dude, hope you are feeling better soon.

Heart Buns, Chou, Nicholas!
5 brindle January 6, 2009 at 11:48 pm: kevin, this is a lousy excuse for not posting. Sick? Who the hell lets being sick get in the way of anything? I’ll tell you who, lazy people!

Oh, wait, that applies to everyone who decided to not go into engineering, science, or math (or become a teacher, gotta respect the teachers).

Shit, that’s like, 90% of the American population.

Still, no excuse, get more ambition!
6 NutCheese January 6, 2009 at 11:49 pm: Can I have some of your pain pills?
7 Boomerchick55 January 7, 2009 at 12:15 am: Looking forward to the hospital videos. Glad you survived, Kevin.
8 marquisdejolie January 7, 2009 at 12:16 am: Is this another Nalts prank?

BTW, I just awoke after dreaming that I misplaced Kevin’s two sons near a Pasadena railroad freight yard (they fell off a freighter we were riding and I couldn’t jump off with them ’cause the train was going too fast). What was BabysitterofNalts thinking? She should’ve never let me take the kids for a joyride without a car. Or she should’ve loaned me her cute little yellow Mazda Miata.

If this isn’t a prank, get well and save Nutcheese some of your pain pills, Kevin. She can be relentless in the pursuit of codeine.

Wait. Why am I out of the loop? What did Kevin need surgery for? Lower back? Spine? Penis reduction?
9 DahliaK January 7, 2009 at 2:07 am: MDJ, he needed surgery for all those pratfalls he’s been taking, like going down stairs head first and the like. (He claims it’s not related, I sez it is.)

Kevin, take as much time to heal as you need. It seems you have left the blog in able hands!
10 Slater January 7, 2009 at 4:38 am: Finally, a literal interpretation of what everyone’s been saying about you all along: “That boy’s not well.”

Feel better soon, Bunky!
11 Peter Coffin January 7, 2009 at 5:35 am: A speedy recovery to ol’ Naltsy! Were all pulling for you homie!
12 xjasongarciax January 7, 2009 at 8:21 am: I feel sorry for those nurses and WoN!

I expect you bright-eyed and bushy tail come Monday morning!

Good vibes to you, my friend! =)
13 Chuck Potter January 7, 2009 at 12:27 pm: Yea, Kevin…get well soon! Remember, we need you ready for film festival appearances soon!
14 sukatra January 7, 2009 at 1:05 pm: Kevin, please don’t feel bad that it’s been 24 hours and you only have 13 “get well” posts on your blog. I’m sure it doesn’t mean anything. People have lives. People are busy. Plus they don’t like sick people.
15 marquisdejolie January 7, 2009 at 2:42 pm: ^ “Don’t like sick people.” ? They HATE them. People hate sick people. Like EVERYTHING is catchy or something. Fear and hate. Same thing.
16 Reubnick January 7, 2009 at 4:44 pm: [constructive comment about getting better]

Hey, I just got some unpleasant medical news of myself today. That’s the best I can do at the moment.
17 jischinger January 7, 2009 at 5:13 pm: @14 sukatra oh be quiet! you’re just jealous cause Kevin’s all doped up and you’re not!

but you and marquisdejolie are right, people hate sick people, they scares us because a sick person reminds us all just how mortal we are. The only cure is to get over it and start living and true sympathy can only come from those who have suffered as much or more and no, I didn’t figure that out watching Oprah.

Kevin you got one wife and four kids, that entitles you to 15 days of, “Sweety will you get me..” service. After that you got to empty your own bed pan and grill your own cheese.

@16 do tell?
18 Marilyn January 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm: @5: Thanks for giving teachers props!

Although I had the day off today due to another freaking ice-storm; is winter over yet?

Oh, yeah, and get well soon Kevin. And as I commented on your video, NO MORE PRATFALLS!!! I agree with DahliaK.

Did you know that Chevy Chase has had continuous back problems since his ONE YEAR on SNL thirty years ago? It is all due to all those pratfalls he did. True story.
19 marquisdejolie January 7, 2009 at 5:37 pm: @17
15 days!? For back surgery? I say he could stretch it out to 30.
20 Reubnick January 7, 2009 at 5:52 pm: @17

Weeeeeell, seeing as it involves my junk, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t want to hear. Of course, I also have an ingrown toenail that I have to get cut out on Friday. Not nearly a spinal transfusion, but still unpleasant. I just hope I don’t get Dr. Die again. That doctor proved to me last time he treated my toe that he has that name for a reason. Ow…
21 JimmerSD January 7, 2009 at 5:58 pm: @20 Just don’t let it get infected. No anesthetic will work on an infected ingrown nail. None! OWWWWWWWW….flashbacks!!!! OWWWWIE
22 Michelle January 7, 2009 at 6:08 pm: Get well soon Kevin! We’re thinking of you.
23 Reubnick January 7, 2009 at 6:13 pm: @21

Well, it’s too late for me. It really hurts to walk. In fact, it even hurts to sit. But enough about me, lets go back to feeling bad for Nalts.

Get wall, Naltyboy!
24 jischinger January 7, 2009 at 6:26 pm: @19 not without a nurse barbie.
Three days for each family member is the rule, if, you don’t want them to hate you and stick you in a home in another state when you get old.

@23 aw ew yuck! now my foot hurts, and please please don’t tell me about your junk. What ever it is just drink lots of water! Google it and find a specialty forum, hurry now, quick go!

I hope you find quick relief and recovery soon
25 marquisdejolie January 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm: @24
Kevin can afford a nurse barbie. And I know this hot red haired physical therapist who….wait, the memory is making me drool on my keyboard.

Oh, I have an ingrown toenail story. It involves boot camp, a disgruntled assistant associate nurse’s helper, a corporal, and a pair of needlenose plyers from hell.

But I’d rather think about that physical therapist.
26 somecallmejim January 7, 2009 at 10:56 pm: Kevin -

You’re probably lying in a hospital bed right now, being force fed jello so bad that Bill Cosby hangs his head in shame. Don’t forget buddy, the best motto in life is “live or die tryin’”

I still want your subs though.
27 sukatra January 8, 2009 at 9:47 am: @26

Oooooooh, good idea!!!! if he dies we can split up his subs!!!!

Go MRSA!! Go MRSA!!!! Go MRSA!!!!!
28 Candy January 8, 2009 at 11:20 am: Get well soon Kevin! I’m glad that your surgery is over now, it can only go uphill from here.
29 Brad January 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm: nurses … hidden camera … I can’t wait!
30 Marilyn January 8, 2009 at 12:32 pm: Don’t pay attention to sukatra. I don’t need or want your subs. Just want you to get better.

It’s really hard to be sincere on this blog, but somebody’s gotta do it.
31 sukatra January 8, 2009 at 12:33 pm: @30

Suckup!
32 Nalts January 8, 2009 at 12:43 pm: let me tell you something about spinal fusions. They suck. I’m serious. Nothing touches the pain- even the Rish Limbaugh ones. I gotta go tl sleep
33 Peter Coffin January 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm: Well, get better Naltsy. As hard as it is for me to not make a joke at your (or my own) expense, (we all, I suppose) honestly send the best.
34 jischinger January 8, 2009 at 3:08 pm: @32 what a trooper!
just remember you only get to do this one time, Jo did it four
35 sukatra January 8, 2009 at 9:40 pm: @32

Kevin, ask for demerol IV if they’re not already giving it to you. Or fentanyl. Morphine does nothing for me.
36 Urgo January 9, 2009 at 1:10 am: @32 Ouchy! Get well quick!
37 Marilyn January 9, 2009 at 8:52 am: @34:
You tell him. There is a little thing that kicks in after you give birth called “maternal amnesia”. If that did not happen, no one would give birth more than once. Seriously.

BTW, sukatra, I am not trying to suck up.

OK, yes I am.
38 Bobby J. January 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm: Nalts. Get better homie. You’re the man. -BOBJENZ
39 Reubnick January 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm: Oh hey! I just got home from the doctor, and I had the procedure for my ingrown toenail done! Currently, my toe is still numb, but it’s coming to, and it’s gonna hurt. Yay! Basically, 2/6ths of my nail was cut off. I STILL know it’s nothing near a spine fusion, but it still sucks…just not as much.

Nalts! We can be “In a lot of pain buddies”!
40 Marilyn January 9, 2009 at 9:59 pm: @36: Try giving birth.
41 sukatra January 9, 2009 at 11:31 pm: @39

You know 2/6ths is actually 1/3 don’t you? If so, what made you say 2/6ths?

Notice i did not call you robnickel in this post.
42 Reubnick January 10, 2009 at 11:52 am: @ 41

That is just further evidence that I suck at math. A lot. Nothing else.

Oh, and I appreciated that…I’ll savor it while it lasts.