Nose Picking in Public? No “Farting in Public,” But Worth a Dig

 

Nose picking candid-camera style video by Nalts, creator of "Farting in Public"
Nose picking candid-camera style video by Nalts, creator of "Farting in Public"

My wife, Jo, (aka wifeofnalts) suggested weeks ago that I bring Spencer back for a tribute to “Farting in Public.” The simple concept… nose picking in public

Of course, Spencer is growing up now, and hasn’t responded to my texts and voicemails. So we found young Vitek quite eager to give it a shot. Vitek is my cousin’s son, and was raised in Poland. The kid was downright enthusiastic about nose picking in front of unwitting victims, and even added some unique touches: the post-pick handshake, the slight-of-finger booger snack, and even the butt scratch groan. 

Well enjoy- maybe even Digg it. And you may just learn how to just save a few bucks the next time you’re ordering food and snacks. In our short drive last night, Vitek receive extra change from one person and free food from another. All with the slight of finger.

Author: Nalts

Hi. I'm Nalts.

24 thoughts on “Nose Picking in Public? No “Farting in Public,” But Worth a Dig”

  1. @2: You did something similar in a video once, didn’t you? Like cleaning your with a Q-Tip? Granted, that is neater, and you were in the privacy of your bathroom, but you still broadcasted it to the public. 🙂

  2. I foresee a whole series for you: pulling underwear out of buttcracks, package adjusting, finger sniffing, ear popping, spitting, cleaning teeth with your tongue, etc, etc.

  3. I can’t believe how Spencer is dissing you. You must have really pissed him off for him o ignore you like that.

    Or perhaps he got a lot of crap for the farting in public thing, and decided to go dark.

    Regardless, I am now more fascinated by Jo than by you. Talk about a creative genius. And disgusting too!!

  4. @2 and picking your butt is somehow better?

    @Nalts. Did he find anything up there? It seemed at times that he was all the way up to the elbow. Oh and the eating the buggers gag made me gag. ewwwwww.

  5. What’s wrong with that Spencer guy? I can’t imagine a teenage boy not wanting to hang out and make videos about boogers and farts with a middle-aged man. I mean, there’s no better way to get laid than that.

  6. Video idea for Kevin:

    PURINA DIET

    Yesterday I was at my local Target buying a large bag of Purina
    dog chow for my loyal pet, Sheriff, the Wonder Dog and I was in the
    checkout line, when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had, an elephant?

    So since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her
    that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I
    added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
    way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

    (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
    enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
    dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s ass and a car hit us both.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
    was laughing so hard.

    Target won’t let me shop there anymore. 🙂

    Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

  7. I did this bit at a hardware store a long time ago, and bought something. I paid for it without removing my finger from my nose, which looked silly.

    And my wallet was on a chain.

  8. Good luck in surgery today Kevin. I was going to make a joke about wanting all your subscribers if you died, but I didn’t want to freak you out. If it makes you feel any better, my wife’s a nurse, and she says that it’s a pretty simple surgery.

  9. Hey, how about a post of our favorite video comments? Might be interesting. Here’s my entry:

    “While all the world’s gone bonkers trying to OD on blue pill out of despair over seeing their hollow societal values crumble, you are the rescue copter for those worth saving.”

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