“James Jarvis, or “Crazy-Ass Jarvis” to his fearful admirers, has been involved in some bizarre way or another with computers for as long as he can stand to remember. He is noted for programming rocks, worms, Trojan horses and other things too beastly and foul to even mention.

Raised from childhood by a uranium prospector and his Cajun wife, he sharpened his software skills by imbibing mass quantities of dangerous drugs, booze and radioactive materials. He is noted for such expressions as “stinking convenient software,” “brain donors” and “a small town in France” (the last of which, some of his few surviving critics say, is stolen, although they can’t quite determine from where).

James enjoys resting between mad body language DEFENDER marathon frenzies and fits of long distance driving by indulging in furious spurts of emailing bad craziness. As Dr. Hunter S. Thompson once said of ‘Uncle James’ : “now there goes one dangerous fucker.”

Jarvis is author of K3101, which no longer blinks anywhere . . . ever, gawl damn it. His web site, due to failed federal and state appeals has been deemed not to be protected under the “Freedom of Speech” clause of the US Constitution. “

But I am afraid you are too old to trip, Kevin. With your ADD, etc., you’d probably go crazy.

When the viewers flock to a risky producer (take Family Guy for instance), the networks and advertisers view it safe enough to get behind the show. I wouldn’t call McFarlane a sellout just because he is popular enough to have networks and agencies eating out of his hand. Remember, Family Guy was canceled once. I don’t think Seth changed, I think viewers forced networks and advertisers to take another look.

Just sayin’… Thanks for the brain food, Nalts.

ever consider the fact that some (perhaps many) of these subs are also subscribed to (almost) every major actor in the series?

*curtsey*