Well it’s time to ready the cameras for the inevitable parade of Sarah Palin parodies based on tonight’s Vice President Debate! We’re having friends over, and I’ve already purchased 16 Sarah-Palin paper masks (and only 8 Biden ones, as I don’t expect them to be as popular).
What’s going to be the great Sarah Palin quote tonight? The one that echoes through YouTube, like these classics (courtesy of Toronto Star, it’s the “Best of Palin on YouTube.” A free piece of cheese to the first comment below that documents the first “cringer” from tonight’s debate. So while you’re watching, be sure to hit this post and transcribe the most moronic statement you hear. And a verbatim transcript of her entire portion will not qualify even if everything’s a “cringer.”
Thanks to Keith (below) for this lovely site… it generates Palin quotes!
Lets not forget cartoons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91Y9WYDip_U
By the way, I twittered fiercely last week during the debate, and will hover over this page as I do the same tonight.
There’s already a Sarah Palin Quote Generator out there churning out cringeworthy responses
http://palinquotes.sillycloud.com
Keith- LOL … I did cringe. I kept having to remind myself it was a FICTIONAL quote generator.
Kevin, tell us how you REALLY feel about Sarah Palin? (guttural laughter) Wish I could watch the debate with your crowd… I’ll be watching it alone. *wipes a tear*
@3 That is freakin hilarious!
I’m just hoping Biden doesn’t fuck it up. He talks too much.
FIRST!
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because Uh… some people out there in our nation don’t have maps And uh… I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and uh… the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as And I believe that they should Our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh… Or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries So we will be able to build up our future for our children.”
If you go to peterdavid.net, there’s a link for Palin Bingo.
“can I call you joe?”
Why are we talking about kids and soccer? Lord, look at her eyes. They are like a dead cow.
Deception, maybe, but people need to understand how to live in their means. If we defer the blame, we don’t fix anything, Ms. Palin.
94 times he voted to increase taxes 94 times.
First big gaffe – she winked at the camera. Personally I think it was directed at Gwen Ifill. Who knew Sarah Palin had secret lesbian desires?
I’m turned on, that’s for sure.
Biden keeps grinning like an idiot every time Sarah Palin speaks. I think he’s imagining her in her underwear. With a shotgun in her hand, if you know what I man.
NICE MOVE BIDEN. Crediting Palin above McCain, it REALLY confused her, she sounded shaken through that whole answer.
Referring to “east coast politicians” – not exactly her finest moment.
She’s getting flustered. Listen to her voice, there is a shakiness developing in it. It’s almost like she’s singing gradually more vibrato-styled vocals.
She is wondering if her ideas are better than McCains. She’s mentioning him slightly less. I want to know if this goes anywhere.
Senator Obiden…. hahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
She just called Biden “Senator O’Biden.”
DAMN YOU PETER COFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are telling Biden you respect him, f’n look at him.
NUKE – LEE – ER… CAN WE JUST PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT? OR DO WE ALL LIVE IN TRAILERS? HUH, PALIN?
For a ticket with change, you are a little too concerned with the mistakes of the past… are fucking kidding me?
I’m sorry, I don’t have anything else to say after Palin said the “ticket for change too concerned with mistakes in the past.” That’s it.
She thinks the VP’s job is to make sure the president understands where our strengths are.
OMG we’re all falling asleeeeeeep. This is so not as entertaining as I thought. Not ONE Moose hunting reference. Just a bunch of “God bless his soul.”
Oh she’s getting all Miss South Carolina now, the question about Vice President Cheney’s construction of the role of the Vice President. She set Biden up to give a clear answer by contrast.
I fell asleep 20 minutes ago but got a second wind.
She talks so damn fast I can’t transcribe what she’s saying… and that pisses me off.
I poked the eyes out of those stupid Palin and Biden masks…AND attached the strings…AND cut off the stupid tab on the side.
I can’t remember correctly…aren’t I the babysitter? Hmm.
Well, to get back at you…sometimes I mismatch your socks and get pure enjoyment out of it. Ever notice why sometimes your black ribbed sock with the gold toe is matched with a navy blue/black sock without a gold toe? Yepp…it was done intentionally…MUAH HHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, that BSoN is SCARY.
Palin had all of the advantages going into this debate. The public has low expectations of her, so it was going to be easy to impress them. She also knew that neither the moderator or Biden could attack her. Biden would look like a bully picking on a vulnerable woman while the moderator would be accused of favoritism since she has published a relatively favorable book about Obama. The only thing Palin has needed to do was rehearse how to bring up a canned attack against Biden at every possible opportunity.
Biden can only grin and bear it like a man being slapped by a girl.
Oh, and did anyone else notice Palin’s butt? I couldn’t help noticing due to the frequent ‘backside’ views offered by the cameras. That was very considerate of the media.
Im sorry but Sarah Palin is not smart. I feel bad for her. She is killing herself and embarassing us…
Killing the Republican party, Embarassing, Joe Biden was holding back his laughter and shaking his head in shame.
Sarah, sarah…
Oh FORGET it. There was nothing funny about that debate at all. I’m going to sleep.
OMG, bed time for me too (btw, it’s 05:00AM over here). I stayed up all night to watch it – oh wasted time.
Palin in evil!
Smartest thing Palin did all night – walk around on the stage afterwards holding her baby and patting his back.
I got EXTRA CREDIT!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!
@7 Congrats on the cheese win!
@34
Agreed. It was sort of a drag.
Interestingly, Palin actually did way better than I expected her to, and Biden flopped around more than I expected him to.
Either way, I think I’m voting Ross Perot for President this year, with Warren Buffet as his VP.
is it over?
shoot, I missed it!
That’s okay. It’ll be up on youtube soon.
Sarah Palin just farted.
HOLY SHIT 43 comments so far? (not counting this one)
I’m kidding, I just nodded off, it was pretty dull watching what I missed now on CSPAN.
@43 What did you expect she’s from Alaska
Sarah got gas (TM)
My personal favorite cringer: “Just everyday american people, joe six pack and hockey moms across the nation.” WINK
Favorite exchange, on gay marriage:
Annc: Do you agree….is that what you said?
Palin: Your question to him was wether he supported gay marriage and my answer is the same as his and it is I do not”
Annc: Wonderful you agree….moving on…”
I think I am done with politics until voting day. I made my decision, I know how I’m voting. This is seriously upsetting me too much now.
@30 Dangit babysitterofnalts… I spent 15 minutes trying to find a pair of socks that weren’t blue and black. Bring your dogs and cats over this weekend. I need video props.
@43 Wait- I think I heard that fart. Seriously. I have it on tape. I posted then removed my stupid video about the debate. PS Grant’s kids say the same thing that they say about Hank… if only they saw ’em at home!
I just uploaded my take on the debate. It’s worth a watch. (Click)
Jim – just the mention of “peach schnapps” made ME cringe.
DahliaK-
I was sort of aiming for disgusting. So, you’re saying it worked then?
My wife really does normally keep Peach Schnapps in the house (she likes fuzzy navels), and the bottle used had a half swig of the stuff left. Having never drank straight Peach schnapps, I gave it a try before the making of the video. Let’s just say that my expressions in the video were nothing close to the real thing. Boy howdy!
We also had a bottle of vodka, but that seemed way too normal for a drinking game.
Well done Jim! I got drunk just watching you.
@53
Most people feel being drunk increases the watchability of my videos.