This Post Will Make You Hungry

September 8, 2008

If the folks at Twinkie sent me a crate of these timeless snack foods I’d make them part of my banner, and totally demote the piece of cheese. This is in honor of Jan, for her patience and persistence.

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{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

1 jischinger September 8, 2008 at 11:28 am: “This is in honor of Jan, for her patience and persistence.”

ahh gee um thanks, I think- I had one these “desert snack cakes” a few years ago and I ‘m conviced it’s why all of you voted Geroge Bush into office.

btw Is this a Maryland thing?
Most Europeans are fluffy, but not that fluffy.
Yon
2 psychomelody September 8, 2008 at 11:28 am: Ew.

As somebody who is on a diet I don’t even think about those things anymore, especially since everything is 100% success so far. Lost 16 pounds in 2 weeks. Goal is 45.

Screw Twinkies! Drink water and eat fiber! RAW FIBER!
3 sukatra September 8, 2008 at 2:32 pm: @ psychomelody

Congratulations on your weight loss regimen. I’m so happy for you. Really. I am.

Bite me.
4 sukatra September 8, 2008 at 2:40 pm: MMMMMMMM, twinkies. Me love a good twinkie before sleep time.

Me want delicious goodness of yellow spongy product. White stuff inside even better. Me want to chew it up and swallow down to tummy. Will grunt with satisfaction after.

Oooh! Me so sorry! That sounds dirty.
5 psychomelody September 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm: I know… how unAmerican of me.

: )

And I wouldn’t bite you. You eat Twinkies. Transfer of calories and all that lot.

(It’s only easy because I’m a single guy with no kids and the willpower of a stubborn dog.
6 jischinger September 8, 2008 at 4:23 pm: These need to be stepped on. Get busy!
7 NutCheese September 8, 2008 at 4:27 pm: That’s so phallic.
8 brindle16 September 8, 2008 at 6:44 pm: why would you even consider demoting the cheese?
9 Marilyn September 8, 2008 at 8:11 pm: You can not get rid of the cheese for Twinkies!!!!

Cheese=good

Twinkies=bad
10 somecallmejim September 8, 2008 at 10:08 pm: Hey nalts,

If you want me to get rid of ‘em for you, send em my way. I think I have just the thing to give them their due respect. (Click)
11 Dylan September 9, 2008 at 5:08 am: Didn’t work
12 xjasongarciax September 9, 2008 at 7:50 am: I’m a fat ass and I hate those things! Yuck, nasty!

ditto what #8 said!

Congrats @psychomelody!
13 Nalts September 9, 2008 at 8:40 am: @3 OH YEAH. SUKATRA’S BACK. Not that anyone thought she had lost her touch, but that’s the first comment in a while that was a true LOL’er.
14 psychomelody September 9, 2008 at 8:51 am: Speaking of diets, how is YOURS doing, Nalts?
15 nalts September 9, 2008 at 3:58 pm: @13

That’s not me because I never say LOL. I say ROFL, which is even lamer than LOL.