Sanford and Son Stole My Bald Decapitated Head

September 4, 2008

$Ouch guys. That hurts. I\'m telling Lamont.$

Tagged as: bald, decapitated, head, Nalts, sanford, sanford and son, son

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1 marquisdejolie September 4, 2008 at 7:14 am: One of the cast of that TV sitcom (Grady) used to push his shopping cart full of aluminum cans past my Cochran Street bedroom window every morning on his homeless way to the recycling center. Sometimes I’d wave at him.
2 sukatra September 4, 2008 at 7:21 am: You should have had them steal your package instead of your head. Oh wait, probably not a good idea. Wouldn’t have been visible in the photo.
3 Graeme MacDougall September 4, 2008 at 7:43 am: Please Nalts, I beg of you, stop updating so much. My Google reader is being overrun with 4-6 new entries every day. I feel like I’m being spammed. Is it possible to only receive your video’s through RSS instead of EVERYTHING! ?
4 Slater September 4, 2008 at 9:46 am: While Lamont and Pop fondling your melon is quite an amusing spectacle, I must correct you on one point:

Technically, it’s not a “decapitated head.” Your body, having the head removed, would be the part of you which was decapitated. Your head, bald or otherly adorned, minus the rest of you, would thus be described as “discorporated.”

But, as Nigel Tufnel said, “That’s just nitpicking, isn’t it?”
5 Matt September 4, 2008 at 10:31 am: Shoutout to renetto!
6 Nalts September 4, 2008 at 11:39 am: Marquis- you knew GRADY!? I loved Grady. Was he homeless before or after the show?
7 xjasongarciax September 4, 2008 at 11:40 am: That’s just creepy Cojack!
8 JimmerSD September 4, 2008 at 11:56 am: Red Fox looks like he’s thinking “Hmm! I’m gonna take home. I got a great recipe for deep fried nalts head”
9 marquisdejolie September 4, 2008 at 2:09 pm: @6 Kevin
Yeah. After the show. Early 90’s. Conan O’Brien revitalized Grady’s career (life?) in the mid 90’s with a “Where’s Grady” series of sketches.
10 somecallmejim September 4, 2008 at 2:25 pm: So what? Last week they stole my hacksaw.
11 sukatra September 4, 2008 at 2:37 pm: @4

Sorry, decapitated head is so much funnier sounding than discorporated head. And I don’t even want to know why you are aware of the distinction. Well, actually I do. Who knows that kind of shit??
12 Reubnick September 4, 2008 at 2:41 pm: Oh yeah, Nalts?

Well, the Jeffersons stole my head when I still had a lot of hair, so take that!!
13 marquisdejolie September 4, 2008 at 2:47 pm: @11
Although ‘discorporated’ is more technically correct, I prefer ‘disincorporated’. More verbish. Rolls off the tongue.
;D
14 Slater September 4, 2008 at 2:56 pm: @sukatra

Ad writers who minored in English and try to make snide jokes but reread their posts and realize they just come off sounding snooty.

Sorry )
15 NutCheese September 4, 2008 at 4:38 pm: I wish I could post pictures in this comment section.
16 Champipple September 4, 2008 at 5:55 pm: Nalts, you big dummy! It’s “discorporated”. Any fool knows that.
17 Slater September 4, 2008 at 6:05 pm: Oh, I’m pretty sure I’m the only fool here… I’m gonna go stick my soon-to-be-dis-whatever’d head on the train tracks now.
18 sukatra September 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm: @slater

i’m sorry, i actually thought your comment was really funny – just didn’t like the discorporated word as much as the decapitated one. I especially liked your reference to “your head, bald or otherly adorned” – not a phrase you hear every day.

seriously though, how come you know the difference between the two terms? is there something you’re not telling us? If so, I hope you got it on tape!!!
19 sukatra September 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm: p.s. I feel bad that I made slater feel suicidal.

Or do I. . . . . .?
20 somecallmejim September 4, 2008 at 10:14 pm: I like Slater.

Saved by the Bell just wouldn’t have been the same without him.
21 jischinger September 5, 2008 at 1:33 am: did patch’s friend do that?
22 Slater September 5, 2008 at 4:30 am: @sukatra…

Dunno what came over me… I’m usually not so hypersensitive…

I know the difference (and I’m NOT trying to be cute this time) because I’m from Maine and I read a lot of Stephen King. He’s used both terms in his books at different times.
23 Mr Roper September 5, 2008 at 6:19 am: Hey, you big poofta! I just checked out the display of kissy-face in your newest video.

BTW, I hope I never hear one of my son’s friends talking about my “package”.
24 sukatra September 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm: International Talk Like A Pirate Day is September 19. Just thought you’d want to know.
25 justmetoolazytowritemynameohiguessicouldofbynow September 6, 2008 at 2:48 am: arrrrr!
26 elcheef September 6, 2008 at 5:50 am: Looks like the big one, Lisabit.
27 Marilyn September 6, 2008 at 7:54 pm: @24: I LOVE Talk Like a Pirate Day! My sons like it even more. They walk around all day saying “arrr” and telling bad pirate jokes.

Sorry I’ve been so absent lately. School has started back up again and I am extremely busy at work. That accompanied by my insomnia has made me over-tired and uninterested in spending too much time on the computer.

BTW: Did anyone even notice my absence?
28 jischinger September 6, 2008 at 8:07 pm: ^ I was gone, so no.
29 sukatra September 6, 2008 at 10:29 pm: I thought you were still at the jersey shore.
30 Marilyn September 8, 2008 at 8:35 pm: ^Unfortunately, I’ve been back for over a week now. School started and I am back at work. Sigh! I want to go back on vacation.