Nalts on the Retarded Policeman

Since this blog has turned into a constant roast … Nalts being on the Retarded Policeman was probably the highlight of his life and career.
Proud moments

Yeah, I agree with Matt. I don’t much care for WhattheBuck, but his was funnier.

And you are not much of an actor.

But I still like you better than Corey.

Poor Josh. First Cory, then this? What must he put up with!

I think I’m going to extract the kiss from the video and make it my wallpaper though. It was totally the best part of the video.

Well, the slap was good too.

The sexual tension between the 3 of you on there was out of control. So is Cory a bottom?

I agree with Matt and Marilyn, buck’s was better, even though I could care less for his show.

I can totally picture the episode I would do with The Retarded Policeman:
He has pulled my pickup truck over. Me and my dog are in the cab. My sister is passed out in the pickup bed. The dog is frothing at the mouth and trying to nip at the policeman through my open window. An eiree Incompetech country music soundtrack is playing. The retarded policeman opens his mouth to start his schtick but I don’t give him too much room to talk.

“Sorry I was speeding, officer. You see, my momma set the house afire again and wandered off getting runned over by a durned old Amtrak train. The hobos told me. Then my dog here, she starts frothin’. Never seed nuthin like that afore. But I digress. I got to thinkin’ and I thought it was a good time to relocate my sister back there (pointing to the body in the pickup bed) out the burning house and somewhere’s more comfortable. Like the swamp. Bayou country. Sasquatch lives there. And some other kinfolk. I don’t know if I’ve got enough diesel in the truck to make it ta Uncertain and back and sure wouldn’t turn down any money you could pony up ta the kitty, ya know? Not that I ever begged for money, even when I was homeless living on the mean streets of L.A. running callgirls and bumfighting for a livin’. No sir. It’s just that my army disability check got lost in the mail again and those sons a bitches over at the V.A. keep tellin’ me I don’t exist. Least that’s the reason they don’t send my expedited Emergency Disabled Veteran Assistance money I applied for 3 years ago. ”

The retarded policemen gets a line but I interrupt him with

“Ya sure look familiar to me, officer. You got a buncha brothers and sisters in the Marshall police department?”

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They’d play hell getting me back out there, jimmer. Not getting baited out to LaLa easily. Not after that 118 hours on the train I donated to that last film project:
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=7C7A9545D71733A9

Well, I thought it was pretty good. Five stars.

That was awesome, but it would have been so much better if Ponce had slipped you some tongue.

that’s funny as hell

Oh come on now Nalts, you didn’t think we would let you off the hook for your ‘Shakespearean trained’ bragging did you?