Knock Knock

Well?

Banana who

Knock Knock

Umm… Banana

I said banana

for fuck’s sake who’s there???

orange who?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, that’s really not as funny as you think.

Kelley, I know you’ve got a thing for me, but no matter how many times you ask, I am NOT going to fuck you. I am a heterosexual. Nothing against lesbians, mind you, I just don’t want to fuck them. I prefer weiners. And not the party size, either.

Quit telling me what to do you bastard!

*Call your mother*

Jenn wants picture…. that’s so queer.

Viacom’s knocking on your door already?

Damn, they’re quick.

You rang?

No?

Oh, you said “ding”, not “King.”

The record is way more than this – i think there were at least 37 on one of the cheese blogs, or maybe on the 3 rules of viral video.

By the way, I’m naked. I suggest you avert your eyes if you don’t want your corneas burned off.

Usually I’d come up with something witty for a comment here…but I just can’t think of anything today…

I just farted.

I just farted again, three times, audibly. Where have I heard that before?

sukatra, you may have just farted, but I just sharted with a house full of guests! Damn greasy sausage! I’m gonna start pissin’ out of my ass here in a minute! *runs to bathroom and immediately turns on the vent fan!*

Only 39 posts? And I’ve been gone almost all day. Only 6 posts since I left. You people haven’t been very busy. Except for sukatra, who is farting up a storm, and NutCheese, who is lusting after her. And BsoN, who is strangely attracted to both of them.

Stop farting and go shit on the toilet.

BTW, you re 46? I somehow thought you were younger. You are almost as old as me.

Also, I am jealous of your attraction to Kelley.

Kelley is delusional. And she just shit her pants too. I heard the poo come out on stickam.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

I bet you’d be even more beautiful if you’d shit your pants.

I love you, Kelley, but my heart belongs to sukatra.

Just give it a little more time… you will want me so bad that you wont be able to control yourself. You will start stalking me like MuggleSam does.

It’s ok Marilyn… I will protect you.

Naw… Julie moved out a while ago. Actually the management somehow got emailed my videos and have kicked all those people out. I don’t know who could have emailed it to them. *acts all innocent*

NutCheese: Good job! Your building must be so much quieter now. I might not even be afraid to go there.

sukatra: Now I know why you never sleep.

Marilyn wants to get in my bed? I barely know her!

It’s like being at a camp out with a bunch of 11 year old boys.