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This is dumb.
This is still dumb.
I said banana
Umm… Knock Knock
for fuck’s sake who’s there???
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
You know, that’s really not as funny as you think.
Fuck you sukatra… my nephews think it’s REALLY funny! I base all my humor on what makes them giggle. That’s why I make videos about farts.
Kelley, I know you’ve got a thing for me, but no matter how many times you ask, I am NOT going to fuck you. I am a heterosexual. Nothing against lesbians, mind you, I just don’t want to fuck them. I prefer weiners. And not the party size, either.
Sukatra… you just broke my heart!
*crying in my emo corner*
Nutcheese. You were supposed to say Who’s There?
Kevin, you are wayyyy too late to this party to be telling that crazy-assed bitch what to do. She’s out of control.
Quit telling me what to do you bastard!
*Call your mother*
Kevin. Quick. Get your camera. Catch the Sukatra and Nutcheese makeup kiss…
Madonna and Brittany potential. Remember?!
Jenn wants picture…. that’s so queer.
…shit. You’re right.
OMG. Ew. Your queer rubbed off on me.
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE BEEEP!
Viacom’s knocking on your door already?
Damn, they’re quick.
Oh, you said “ding”, not “King.”
Two worded post. Let’s see if it can become the most commented thread on willvideoforfood. I think 3 more comments should do it. Did anyone see the new kevinnalty.com?
The record is way more than this – i think there were at least 37 on one of the cheese blogs, or maybe on the 3 rules of viral video.
By the way, I’m naked. I suggest you avert your eyes if you don’t want your corneas burned off.
You don’t have to cry about it.
Usually I’d come up with something witty for a comment here…but I just can’t think of anything today…
I go to bed early one night and look what I miss.
About to go forth for some festive Fourth festivities. Won’t be commenting much today. I’m sure you’ll all miss me. Actually, with all this NutCheese/sukatra fornication going on, maybe you won’t.
Remember, if your go forth on the 4th with a fifth, do go forth on the fifth. Or something like that.
I just farted.
Sukatra just farted
I just farted again, three times, audibly. Where have I heard that before?
By the way, I’m 46 and I’m making fart jokes on a public blog. What’s wrong with me?
Whoops, just ripped another one.
sukatra, you may have just farted, but I just sharted with a house full of guests! Damn greasy sausage! I’m gonna start pissin’ out of my ass here in a minute! *runs to bathroom and immediately turns on the vent fan!*
Jason, that is by far the grossest and most disgusting comment you have ever made on this blog. Congratulations!
Only 39 posts? And I’ve been gone almost all day. Only 6 posts since I left. You people haven’t been very busy. Except for sukatra, who is farting up a storm, and NutCheese, who is lusting after her. And BsoN, who is strangely attracted to both of them.
I just shit my pants.
Stop farting and go shit on the toilet.
BTW, you re 46? I somehow thought you were younger. You are almost as old as me. 🙂
Also, I am jealous of your attraction to Kelley.
Don’t hate me cause all the ladies want me.
Kelley is delusional. And she just shit her pants too. I heard the poo come out on stickam.
The shit in my pants turns them on. I tend to attract the twisted ladies.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
I think Marilyn is starting to have some feelings for me.
I bet you’d be even more beautiful if you’d shit your pants.
Sukatra… stop it… you’re turning me on!
I love you, Kelley, but my heart belongs to sukatra.
All this mushiness is making me want to puke.
Just give it a little more time… you will want me so bad that you wont be able to control yourself. You will start stalking me like MuggleSam does.
You love it, sukatra, and you know it. You are almost as much of an attention whore as Nalts, who has completely lost control of this blog.
NutCheese: If you weren’t 3000 miles away from me, I’d be on your doorstep. Except you live in the ghetto. And that building you live in scares me.
It’s ok Marilyn… I will protect you. 🙂
Does that wacko lady still live there? The one that yelled or sang or whatever she did all the time?
Naw… Julie moved out a while ago. Actually the management somehow got emailed my videos and have kicked all those people out. I don’t know who could have emailed it to them. *acts all innocent*
Marilyn, I am so offended that you called me an attention whore. I am NOT an attention whore.
I’m a crack whore.
NutCheese: Good job! Your building must be so much quieter now. I might not even be afraid to go there.
sukatra: Now I know why you never sleep.
I’m going to bed.
Marilyn wants to get in my bed? I barely know her!
Continued from comment # 38.
Whew! Man! Nobody go in there for about 35-45 min!
*sprays aresol can side to side in the air*
It’s like being at a camp out with a bunch of 11 year old boys.
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