Cell Phone Parody Videos: iPhone, oPhone, Blackberry and Android

It’s July 3, which is annual “bitch about your stupid cell phone day.” Don’t verify that on Wikipedia yet.

So let’s step back, but not rate or compare the Microsoft oPhone, iPhone, Android and Blackberry for a moment. But let’s not debate Mac versus Microsoft versus Google versus Blackberry. It just divides humanity, and that’s what politics are for.

So instead let’s debate not the cell phones but the quality of the video parodies they spawn. Given that I did three of these four, I’ll offer up some unbiased thoughts: And before you bitch about me using this post as “self promotion” read my damned tagline above. It’s my mission in life.

The Microsoft Mobile oPhone video (not mine) was Filet Mignon in a blender. Although it was a bit drawn out, there were a few great gags (the circular message text and the notion of programming for a circle). Nathan Weinberg, who runs the InsideMicrosoft and InsideGoogle blogs, is behind it (see him on YouTube).


The iPhone was, as all Nalts videos, was too long. But for a guy with no budget and in a hurry to get to work, that Nalts gets a B plus.


The Android video was a collaboration with Slater. I thought it would viralinate more, but in hindsight I think it was a bit too “inside Madison Avenue.” It didn’t help that my good camera was in repair so my part looked and sounded like ass. Slater and his wife cracked me up, though.


Finally there’s Blackberry/Crackberry. In retrospect I think most of these gags were too obvious. But it did garner a lot of media attention (a bunch of national networks ripped it… maybe I’ll have a judge audit that) because I released it just before a study confirmed that Blackberry’s are evil.

You know as I look back at Crackberry Blackberry, it got a lot more media attention that views. Counter that with this crappy video I posted last week (“Scary Maze“) which has been viewed 180K times — while Crackberry (now 2 years old) has only about 100K views.

Hey! Nalts is just like a cell-phone provider. Providing crappier quality but getting more business!

19 Replies to “Cell Phone Parody Videos: iPhone, oPhone, Blackberry and Android”

  1. I always liked Crackberry, even though I am an old-fashioned kid of girl when t comes to cell phones. I just got my first phone with a camera. Never really though phones should do anything except make calls. But maybe that’s just me.

  2. You are such an attention whore. you’ll do anything to get more views, even if it’s only the 5 or 6 from people who read this blog. God, I’m sick of waching your stupid videos on this blog. Can’t you talk about something else? Like mine?

  3. I just got the new LG EnV… the internet sucks ass on it. It has a bigger key pad for sending text messages. I got a blister on my thumb. Seriously… I have a fucking blister! I blame BSON!

  4. Crackberry Blackberry, watching you walk into the door makes my day! I remember when that was really funny. Charlie was so little too. Hard to believe that was 2 years ago, seems longer 😉

  5. I don’t understand the need for Internet on a phone. I really only need a phone to make calls. Isn’t that what their original purpose was?

    I LIKE cooked carrots.

    Is Bozo really dead?

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