No need to waste precious calories eating your food. Now you can strap on a fast-food feed bag, which is filled with your favorite KFC, Taco Bell and Long John Silver meals blended into an easy-to-consume paste.
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move LessWhile you’re watching this hysterical video by “The Onion,” be sure you’ve seen this parody of Blockbuster Video, where families get to tour the way we once rented movies before digital video-on-demand existed.
Historic Blockbuster Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past
I’ve discovered a new trick to define humor in a scientific way. If my chest relaxes when I’m laughing it’s a 10. The Onion rarely fails.
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Gotta love The Onion.
Sorry, that’s the best I can do for a comment this morning. I’m tired, it’s raining, and 1st period starts in 5 minutes and I’m not ready.
I’m gonna have to go back and watch these suckers again just to read the feed across the bottom. That’s where the really funny stuff is.
Funny stuff. Look at the professional production values! The actors! No way I can compete with stuff like this. Not for free. When did you stop promoting your own stuff? And when are you going to have a pool party?
MDJ,his pool has snakes in it remember? Hilarious video,but the fact is that fast food joints are not only making us fat but the rest of the world too! oh well,at least the ceo’s are building mountains of cash by slowly killing people,and thats what counts right?
Just watched The Onion movie this afternoon…you should rent it.
Wow american are too lazy to walk somewhere , now they drive.
Now they are too lazy to lift there hand and put food in there mouth.
This make us american look like pigs, because pigs eats grind up stuff.
Thats almost like eating baby food!!