Men Are Pigs. Pigs Watch Videos.

May 30, 2008

men like naked videos more than women- newsflashI just spent some time surfing the YouTube “insights” data to see what videos attracted men versus women. Oddly the “First Pregnant Man” was a precise split (50/50). Not surprisingly, more men preferred “Dying Roach.”

But the biggest chasm in gender viewing was “Best of Naked Vlogging.” That fairly popular video (which is the first in weeks that actually has an InVideo ad) was ridiculously skewed. 86 percent of the ~100K viewers have penises while only 14 percent have vaginas.

I totally rigged this post to be jam-packed with perv terms, so you are probably looking for this hot sexy women video. Now piss off, find a nice woman and settle down. You’ll never find joy, love and peace by taking direction from your second brain.

And the rest of you? Don’t be calling me a SxePhil manipulator because you secretly want to link to this page to take advantage of the traffic you’ll get back (and you know you want it, ohhhh yes).

The woman below is StylistBrighton and I met her in London. I’d tell you she’s “thumbnail hot” but I’m happily married, thank you very much.

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July 4, 2008 at 3:31 am

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1 sukatra May 30, 2008 at 7:48 am

What about those of us that have both penises and vaginas? Have you ever thought about that? Think about how that might screw your data. I mean skew.

2 Marilyn May 30, 2008 at 9:09 am

I always knew there was something odd about you, sukatra! You have maternal instincts towards your son, yet you swear like a trucker. Now I understand.

3 Peter Coffin May 30, 2008 at 11:38 am

I have a 70/30 ratio in favor of dudes.

4 xjasongarciax May 30, 2008 at 11:59 am

All these posts in one day = too much reading for xjgx in one day. Me no likey…me tired.

:o )

All this talk about penises and vaginas I thought you were going to give an online sex ed class! That would be interesting!

5 Erika May 30, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Nalts, are you going to make any more videos? Perhaps today?

6 Matt May 30, 2008 at 2:06 pm

What Nalts needs is more of a breakdown…then he’ll find out for sure what most of us have suspected all along…his audience is mainly 13 y/o boys looking for more fart vids.

7 NutCheese May 30, 2008 at 3:14 pm

This was so immature… no wonder I read this vlog.

Off to go watch porn now.

8 marquisdejolie May 30, 2008 at 3:28 pm

I’ve got nothin’ here.

9 marquisdejolie May 31, 2008 at 1:34 pm

Oh here it is, my penises and vaginas contribution:

10 jischinger May 31, 2008 at 8:16 pm

I just had a little talk with Renetto’s conscious in the future and this is what it said, “d00000d! what the hell were you thinking?”

11 Matt May 31, 2008 at 11:12 pm

I think i’m as shocked as anyone…renetto has a concience?

12 jischinger June 1, 2008 at 1:45 am

yes, I know some people figured it out the first time, but jesus dies on the cross again every time renettos makes a video

13 marquisdejolie June 1, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Try not to be too hard on him, jis. He’s obviously got some sort of birth defect.

14 jischinger June 2, 2008 at 2:06 pm

he knows better, he’s got to!

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