Comments on: Is Yahoo TV Closing or Widening Chasm Between Online Video & Television?

By: marquisdejolie

marquisdejolie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:59:48 +0000

My dead wives thank you for your concession. I may be a mean old bastard, but at least I’m not blowing Renetto.

By: sukatra

sukatra — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:01:19 +0000

MDJ

I have no arms or legs and my head is attached to my neck with bolts. I’m typing this right now with my teeth.

Yeah, I know, you don’t have teeth, so you still win, you mean old bastard.

By: Mike Abundo

Mike Abundo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:12:56 +0000

Yahoo thinks online video is TV. How sad.

By: jischinger

jischinger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:23:21 +0000

is this where someone supposed to chimes in here and says, life ain’t fair? well, it’s not me!

By: marquisdejolie

marquisdejolie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:29:57 +0000

Well I had to clear entrenched drug addict felons, bums and butt-ugly ignorant redneck psychos out of my mom’s house and fistfight a PTSD-crazed Marine Iraq vet half my age while I was trying to recover from COPD aggrivated immune system problems to live in my deathtrap fire hazard piney woods shack with intermittent plumbing and no hot water (or electricity in my room) to take care of my firestarting special needs, 23-times-electroshocked Xanax-addicted mom and my teeth are too rotten to eat ANY flavored cake so I declare myself the unchallenged winner of this pity party.

P.S. Good luck to you and yours.

By: sukatra

sukatra — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:15:59 +0000

MDJ-

You’re right, you must be confusing me with someone else, since I haven’t worked in two years, no longer own my own home and have a special needs kid that I’m raising by myself. Why do you think I spend so much time on this blog?? Because I need the distraction not to pull out my hair and run screaming out of the house like a banshee. Wait, I’ve already done that. The banshee thing, not the hair pulling. Britney made that so passe.

And for future reference, I only like chocolate frosting. CHOCOLATE ONLY, do you hear me???! Do not fuck that up again, you peasant you!!!

I’ve got to go or I’ll be late for my own beheading.

P.S. Love and kisses to you!!!

By: marquisdejolie

marquisdejolie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:31:40 +0000

How much support does a wealthy über class lap of luxury mansion-dwelling person need from a sick old disabled veteran living in the iron grip of poverty to take care of his senile demented mother in a one horse redneck town need, sukatra? Compared to my circumstances, you are Marie Antoinette complaining about the flavor of the frosting on your cake while the hardworking peasants outside her window hungrily swill down whatever gruel they can get their hands on .

Oops. Sorry. I’m confusing you with LisaNova.

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:09:15 +0000

sukatra: check with Obama. I hear he used nose candy back in the day.

By: sukatra

sukatra — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:53:28 +0000

MDJ – way to be supportive in my moment of despair.

By: marquisdejolie

marquisdejolie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:34:11 +0000

As of this morning, sukatra, I have had over a million views of my 786 videos on Youtube. You have 47 videos on Youtube. You don’t need opiates. You need caffeine.