Comments on: Naltsgetsfit Hits First Milestone. Ready for Diet/Health/Fitness Sponsor.

By: John

John — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:18:29 +0000

They seem like some lofty goals you have there, Mr. Nalts.
You need something more quantifiable.

If you’re going to consume less caffeine, I wanna see some kind of before/after test results. Similarly, how are you going to measure muscle versus fat?

Its one thing to go with personal anecdotes… “Oh I feel so much better.” But I am sure its more satisfying for an audience to have some data they can sink their teeth in. And similarly, if you have a way of observing your progress… you’ll know if you’re doing things that get results.

By: marquisdejolie

marquisdejolie — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:46:13 +0000

Carrying my fat from the bedroom to the refrigerator and back is enough exercise for me.

By: TheMightyThor

TheMightyThor — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:39:45 +0000

Wait, you DONT TRIM down there? Every one sing with me, George george George of tghe Jungle, strong as he can be, watch out for that TREEEEEEEEEEEE”, yike seven mast trims! from now one you are George of the Jungle

By: EvilWillieWonka

EvilWillieWonka — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:36:50 +0000

Fit you call that Blob fit? You couldnt get fit if ya fell into a bowl of Jack la Lane. Pfft, some one get him a body bag or maybe a nother stromboli! LOSER! that goes for MAST too!

By: xjasongarciax

xjasongarciax — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:50:26 +0000

“So I shaved my chest- no waxing. I learned recently that *most* people groom their privates too. I had no idea. So now I’m a teenager again.”

OMG!!!

Suka, I feel your pain…for me, even though he’s just a little bit older, I feel like it’s my dad talking to me about shaving his gonads and strife!

Gonads and Strife

By: Zack Scott

Zack Scott — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:21:06 +0000

Awesome! Looking good man! Why was this on another account?

By: sukatra

sukatra — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:34:00 +0000

You know nalts, reading about you shaving your man bits is really kind of creepy. It’s a little like my brother talking to me about the great lay he had last night. Not that he ever has, mostly because he doesn’t get laid. I think he’s still a virgin.

Marilyn – haven’t you figured out that gouging out my eyeballs is a perverse way of getting my freak on?

I don’t even know what that means.

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:00:14 +0000

Nalts mentioned my name! I have finally reached the pinnacle of cool!

BTW, I never did get to see that video and now I’m at work where YouTube is blocked (I work at a middle school; I can unblock certain sites, but my Flash is out of date so even that doesn’t work. Yes, your children are working with all of the latest technology!), so I can’t even try to find it until I get home. Just hope I can wait that long to see Nalts in all his shirtless wonder!

PS – sukatra: how many times is this now that you’ve gouged your eyes out after watching a Nalts video? You’d think you’d know better by now.

By: Christopher Mast

Christopher Mast — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:03:07 +0000

I feel a Nalts footage MASHUP coming!…

By: Christopher Mast

Christopher Mast — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:02:24 +0000

Nice comment editing Kev… Paybacks are a bitch!