Weirdest Techcrunch Comment Contest

January 5, 2008

Person who comes up with the weirdest comment on the recent TechCrunch story (on my eBook) wins a free piece of autographed cheese. You gotta be identified so I can contact you for an address, though.

Wait! Not here. At the link above. Comment there. It’s funnier. People won’t know what’s happening! :)

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TechCrunch Weird Comment Contest | Will Video for Food
February 24, 2008 at 7:18 am

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1 sukatra January 19, 2008 at 10:37 am

Okay, xjasongarciax, who has extraneous x’s in his name solely because he secretly has the hots for xgobobeanx, and he probably stalks her, and I bet she thinks you’re creepy, who is it that’s being sarcastic now?

By the way, you have totally captured my personality with your “transcribed inner hallucinatory psyche” description of my innermost thoughts. Spooky how well you know me. Maybe it’s me you’re secretly in love with.

Stalker!!

2 lorrierks January 19, 2008 at 11:47 am

Last night I had a dream with Nalts, wife of Nalts as well as Charlie. In real life we rent a large farm house in Main and share it with a few other families. Well in this dream Nalts was there with wife and Charlie and I gave them a tour of the house and the grounds. Go figure – oh, and I was totally impressed by Nalts in the dream and even cooked dinner for him. LOL

3 xjasongarciax January 20, 2008 at 8:01 am

xgogobeanx, who’s that?

I <3 xsukatrax !!!

LOL! :o )

4 Marilyn January 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm

I, too, dreamt of Nalts. In my dream, he was walking toward me, arms full of cheese, so I wrote him a poem:

I love cheeses
I really love to Edam
Cheeses are Gouda
I Swiss I could Edam all.

5 sukatra January 22, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Marilyn:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That was excellent.

You sure know your cheeses!!

6 Marilyn January 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm

I am so honored that sukatra liked my little poem. I love cheese. My son loves cheese even more. He eats grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwiches; doesn’t that sound gross?

7 1994cg May 12, 2008 at 1:02 am

YOU ARE RIDING A BOAT THROUGH THE DESERT AND YOU GET A FLAT TYRE. HOW MANY PENGUINS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

BLUE! BECAUSE ICE-CREAM DOESNT WEAR PANTS!

8 1994cg May 12, 2008 at 1:03 am

YOU ARE RIDING A BOAT THROUGH THE DESERT AND YOU GET A FLAT TYRE. HOW MANY PENGUINS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

BLUE! BECAUSE ICE-CREAM DOESNT WEAR PANTS! ..

9 Argothar May 30, 2008 at 5:38 am

when I win that cheese I’m going to eat it and then throw it up and then eat it again just because it came from you, which turns me the hell on. When I get your sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet – (you get the picture) aroma when my piece of cheese arrives in the mail I while orgasm and cum all around my tight white briefs, making them even more white without Daz Perfect Whites. I’ll serve it up on a plate and melt it with my nachos. My face will fidget and fidget while my eyes roll around in the back of my head and I think of you and your sexy body, you turn me on with those big babylons baby. I want your big sloppy sausage up inside my inner rectum of my chunky solar system. Please grant me this wish and I will hope you fuck me one in return. Yours ever so faithfully (faith in you sending me that fuckable lump of crud) Argothar

10 Ella May 26, 2009 at 4:39 pm

i got a piece of cheese stuck in my butt once and it traumatized me.

where beez da cheese?!

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