Person who comes up with the weirdest comment on the recent TechCrunch story (on my eBook) wins a free piece of autographed cheese. You gotta be identified so I can contact you for an address, though.
Wait! Not here. At the link above. Comment there. It’s funnier. People won’t know what’s happening!
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Okay, xjasongarciax, who has extraneous x’s in his name solely because he secretly has the hots for xgobobeanx, and he probably stalks her, and I bet she thinks you’re creepy, who is it that’s being sarcastic now?
By the way, you have totally captured my personality with your “transcribed inner hallucinatory psyche” description of my innermost thoughts. Spooky how well you know me. Maybe it’s me you’re secretly in love with.
Stalker!!
Last night I had a dream with Nalts, wife of Nalts as well as Charlie. In real life we rent a large farm house in Main and share it with a few other families. Well in this dream Nalts was there with wife and Charlie and I gave them a tour of the house and the grounds. Go figure – oh, and I was totally impressed by Nalts in the dream and even cooked dinner for him. LOL
xgogobeanx, who’s that?
I <3 xsukatrax !!!
LOL!
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I, too, dreamt of Nalts. In my dream, he was walking toward me, arms full of cheese, so I wrote him a poem:
I love cheeses
I really love to Edam
Cheeses are Gouda
I Swiss I could Edam all.
Marilyn:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That was excellent.
You sure know your cheeses!!
I am so honored that sukatra liked my little poem. I love cheese. My son loves cheese even more. He eats grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwiches; doesn’t that sound gross?
YOU ARE RIDING A BOAT THROUGH THE DESERT AND YOU GET A FLAT TYRE. HOW MANY PENGUINS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
BLUE! BECAUSE ICE-CREAM DOESNT WEAR PANTS!
YOU ARE RIDING A BOAT THROUGH THE DESERT AND YOU GET A FLAT TYRE. HOW MANY PENGUINS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
BLUE! BECAUSE ICE-CREAM DOESNT WEAR PANTS! ..
when I win that cheese I’m going to eat it and then throw it up and then eat it again just because it came from you, which turns me the hell on. When I get your sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet – (you get the picture) aroma when my piece of cheese arrives in the mail I while orgasm and cum all around my tight white briefs, making them even more white without Daz Perfect Whites. I’ll serve it up on a plate and melt it with my nachos. My face will fidget and fidget while my eyes roll around in the back of my head and I think of you and your sexy body, you turn me on with those big babylons baby. I want your big sloppy sausage up inside my inner rectum of my chunky solar system. Please grant me this wish and I will hope you fuck me one in return. Yours ever so faithfully (faith in you sending me that fuckable lump of crud) Argothar
i got a piece of cheese stuck in my butt once and it traumatized me.
where beez da cheese?!
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