Two weeks later, Oprah’s carcass lies about the freeway being eaten by vultures.

Seriously, I’m so freaking sick of that ho. What she did was a huge insult to everyone on YouTube and the public in general. I freaking can’t stand Oprah! Ugh! Nasty! Fat! Ho! Go! Away!

Oprah… if you or the losers that work for you are listening… go fuck youselves!

Oprah! Oprah! Oprah, why aren’t there any white kids in your African School? Just kidding!

Seriously folks; In her defense: Oprah has done some wonderful things in this World! I don’t really care for Oprah! But I do think she is a magnificent human being!

I do have to say that it would be damn near impossible for her to handle her own comments!

C’mon people, I had a peek at Nalt’s channel when he left it logged in on someone’s notebook at South Tube, BTW I unsubscribed a bunch of people just FYI, but none the less, he had so damn many messages, friend invites and his e-mail I could just imagine.

In fact, case in point I applied for the position of au pair and he never even gave me the courtesy of a response! So here I am an unemployed Vietnam Veteran with all these child rearing skills going to waste!

Well actually I couldn’t have taken the position, I have been to the Nalt’s compound and during the visit had to frequently shake off flashbacks of Nam, he lives so far in the woods I thought I was back in the jungle!

Fortunately when it was time to leave I was snapped into reality as his wife had him frisk me before I could get in the car and go! I had to return those Gorgeous Orange Crocs, only to have Kelley (NutCheese) retrieve them at a later date, okay well I got a little off track here, back to Oprah! The Ebony Queen of Mass Media!

Personally I don’t give a rat’s ass what she does on you tube I am not going to subscribe to her because I see far too much of her already!

But I would consider her for President if she ran providing she had a good VP candidate like, hmmm maybe Mike Skehan? He would be replacing Cheney so it would work out, you know the Skehan scowl we have all come to love.

Just think how nice it would be: Da dum de da da da da ….Ladies and Gentleman the Vice President of the United States:

Hi Hello Friends, Hi, Hello, I’ve missed you! Hi Hello friend I’m Michael Skehan, and your not! Well here I am off course again! Dammit!

Anyway we should all learn to love one another eat Captain Brownies medical marijuana brownies and enjoy all the luxuries American’s have, we are a very fortunate lot!

Oprah just wants to be loved and happy like everyone else, but when you have soooo much money everyone loves to hate and criticize you, and the truth is it’s easy to hate a rich successful intelligent black woman! Wait, why? We should be like hey you go girl! I am glad you made it to the top, that means any of us can!

I think the problem really is; YouTube feels like it is ours, we feel all powerful with you tube, suddenly you feel like a celebrity just like Oprah and hey none of us wants the real celebrities taking that away from us!

At Washington Square Park in N.Y.C. on July 7th, 2007 I could not believe how many people walked up to me and knew me from You Tube!

It was the most amazing feeling I have ever had in my life, well not really the most amazing feeling!

The MOST AMAZING feeling would be when one of my children had their arms around my neck kissed me and called me Daddy! Yea that beats everything hands down! But, it did rank up there at the top!

So Oprah or no Oprah I like You Tube, I find little to complain about, and it’s FREE! Beats the $104 a month we spend on Satellite TV all to hell and I have made friends that will last for the rest of my life!

So I am not going to let Oprah get me down, and I am not going to let my small subscriber base bother me, or the low views on the videos, because I like what people say and I like that I feel loved by so many of you!

Oh there are lots of things I would like to change in the World, but You Tube would be at the bottom of that list for sure;

1. Darfur
2. STOP THE WAR
3. Stop the Killing
4. Stop the Bush Regime
5. Stop Nalt’s from wearing Crocs
6. Stop the hate everywhere
7. Feed the hungry
8. Redistribute America’s Wealth! Who needs three homes? Who needs so much money they don’t know what to do with it?
9. Realize Martin Luther King’s dreams
10. Make NutCheese the International Goodwill Ambassador, let’s all fart in harmony:

WE ARE THE WORLD! WE ARE THE PEOPLE!

Remember the World we live in is much bigger than YOU TUBE it’s a small part of it, let’s not forget it!

Let’s also not forget this is America and Oprah is free to join YouTube anyway she wants! This is just my opinion! Thanks for listening if you did, and it’s cool if you didn’t!

STOP THE WAR! WAR IS CHILD ABUSE! STOP THE KILLING!

ps…this calm and unexcited rant is brought to you through Anger Management, a good way to stay out of trouble!

Oprah with a camera? Oh come on now, she’d break a nail!

Marquisdejolie: Are you kidding!? Don’t you know how sexy $1 billion looks on an older woman? It’s just as sexy on O as it is on Fred Thompson and Michael Douglas.

The inevitable is here, gold is what drives this machine, that is the cold reality. When google bought youtube did you really think they did it for the little guy? The youtube wild west days are coming to an end. If you want something different or preserve what you got, better get you some of that yellow.

Uh…and what is THAT?