The Australian blokes are mangling sting rays to avenge Steve Irwin’s untimely death. It won’t bring back the animal lover but it will prevent a dangerous “sting ray” revolt. We were at the Camden, NJ, aquarium this weekend and I caught one reading Edgar Allen Poe’s “Telltale Heart.”
Here’s some footage of folks catching a sting ray– presumaly before they sliced him up.
I hope this doesn’t distract these folks from dingo hunting.
Killing a stingray won’t bring Steve Irwin back.
Attaching him to some metal diodes, giving him a kangaroo heart, the hands of a dead convict and asorted body parts from mutilated Aussie rules football players, then waiting for lightnight to strike your lightnight road and screaming…. “It’s alive! Crikey!” That’s how you bring him back…
DONT KILL THEM.
I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU.
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