Wow. Check out a clip from CNN of the things you can and cannot bring on airplanes right now. We’re one step from mandatory flying naked. Eww.
Note- the link will take you to the “Developing News” story at CNN, so you have to hunt for the link called
“Watch what passengers must do at the world’s busiest international airport — 3:06)”
While I am very self-concious when naked, I think I’m willing to fly naked. I’m even willing to take the risk of catching a glimpse of that fat guy’s package. Why? Porn is porn. Live porn is better. Okay, I doubt anybody will be joining the mile-high club in this imaginary world, but I’m willing to make a few sacrifices to see some hot women naked.
Of course I’d probably be one of thousands of men that would have the same idea and buy a ticket just to sit in the terminal to watch people walk by.
Hmm, could this be the rebirth of the airline industry? Buy a $500 ticket to the next town over and see all the naked people you can imagine. And for an extra $500, you can fly on a “special” flight that requires you to wear a blindfold. You’ll need to find your seat using your sense of touch.
Just watch out for that naked fat man sitting next to you when you go to grab your seat belt.