One of the nice things about having your ugly mug (and ass crack) all over the Internet is that old friends can find you easily. Check out this IM exchange between my first boss in Philadelphia and his brother (click more). They’re looking for me and start finding some of my videos.
HisBrother(3:07:54 PM): any news from Kevin?
FormerBoss (3:08:10 PM): No..nothing
FormerBoss (3:08:25 PM): Let’s play a game
FormerBoss (3:08:32 PM): “where is Kevin”
HisBrother(3:08:35 PM): do you know which group he’s most closely attached to?
FormerBoss (3:08:40 PM): One of his favorite games
FormerBoss (3:08:56 PM): No, he floats so much…hard to keep track
HisBrother(3:08:57 PM): um, last we saw him, he was banging is crackberry on some kid’s head
HisBrother(3:09:04 PM): maybe he got arrested for that
FormerBoss (3:09:14 PM): ok…here the possabilities:
FormerBoss (3:09:29 PM): a) in Alabama woods (no blackberry)
FormerBoss (3:09:43 PM): Jo’s family summer home (no balckberry)
FormerBoss (3:09:53 PM): A pharma conference someplace (he’s at the pool)
FormerBoss (3:10:03 PM): babysitting kids while wife is at work
HisBrother(3:10:27 PM): most likely out filming viral videos
FormerBoss (3:10:40 PM): FFFFFFFFFFF….vm
HisBrother(3:14:40 PM): http://revver.com/video/31121/
HisBrother(3:14:46 PM): nalty video
FormerBoss (3:16:52 PM): OMG
HisBrother(3:17:01 PM): lol
FormerBoss (3:17:04 PM): Actually VERY funny
HisBrother(3:17:08 PM): yeah,
HisBrother(3:17:14 PM): “pull over, I’m getting out”
FormerBoss (3:20:19 PM): I love the part where the GPS turns around
HisBrother(3:24:55 PM): how many kids does he have?
HisBrother(3:25:02 PM): there are like 10 in every video
FormerBoss (3:25:14 PM): I think 5
HisBrother(3:26:01 PM): proof that he’s Gentile
FormerBoss (3:26:08 PM): oh yeah
HisBrother(3:27:42 PM): http://revver.com/video/33020/8097/
FormerBoss (3:28:31 PM): OMG
HisBrother(3:28:42 PM): what?
FormerBoss (3:28:51 PM): He has lost his mind
HisBrother(3:29:00 PM): uh, he has hunreds of these online
HisBrother(3:29:04 PM): hundreds
HisBrother(3:30:27 PM): http://revver.com/video/22719/8097/
HisBrother(3:30:30 PM): omg
HisBrother(3:30:31 PM): omg
FormerBoss (3:31:25 PM): ROFBLOL
HisBrother(3:31:30 PM): yeah
HisBrother(3:31:45 PM): you can leave him a vmal leeting him know you’ve seen his ass crack
HisBrother(3:33:27 PM): this one is from two days ago
HisBrother(3:33:34 PM): http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5945819681450990264
HisBrother(3:34:42 PM): he’s mental
FormerBoss (3:37:04 PM): Yeah
HisBrother(3:37:16 PM): gotta pee brb